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The first recorded appearance of a cat in Japan is described arriving as an imperial gift, written down on March 11, 889 AD by 22-year-old Emperor Uda on his diary:

@Arista_Boyd yknow what thats actually valid

patient says "i have no allergies", so i give them morphine for their pain. at hospital, doc asks any allergies? i say no. patient interrupts: "actually, opioids" and shows her epipen.

@Brandelwyn1 @PersimmonHunter @LattePunch @ive_arc most people ambulances go to

@PersimmonHunter @LattePunch @ive_arc Who the fuck gets an ambulance "just" to get to the hospital without some serious health issues?

@HaugerEnjoyer @KottuKadeNeko @ybhn1h grow up squiddo then we'll talk

@munkimoder @KottuKadeNeko @ybhn1h I am and foids should stop discriminating against me

when u realize u satisfy the male fragile ego by being short

@HaugerEnjoyer @KottuKadeNeko @ybhn1h manlet on the scope !!!!! 🔬🔬🔬🔬

@KottuKadeNeko @ybhn1h Man stfu

@wizardlynds @brianchaley there are tons of shows like that about NHS A&Es, perhaps those would be a better fit for you

@brianchaley Why bother having writers at this point they can just film a real life ED and you guys would accept that as “good storytelling”

People complaining about “unresolved storylines” in The Pitt, a show about 15 hours in a single day. Brother, let me tell you about life.

@Marzipan1356921 @MichelleVankerb @BriannaWu on some normal shit searching for gock

@BriannaWu @MichelleVankerb

Transmedicalism protects women and transsexual women. Gender ideology puts both in danger. Transvestites see being a woman as a punishment. They like being men, and the humiliation of wearing women’s clothes and being what they perceive as degraded is erotic for them. Obviously, they have no business in women’s spaces. Transsexuals literally cannot clinically function as men. We psychologically shut down. Our lives pre-transition are about pretending to be someone others expect us to be. Our childhoods are so depressing - terrified of not being loved we try to accept being boys. It slowly shatters our mental health. Transmedicalism seeks to put a hard wall between these cohorts. This matters because transvestites vastly outnumber transsexuals. Gender ideology insists there is no difference and wants everyone to self-ID as they please. It’s not fair to women, and ultimately will destroy transsexual civil rights. Transmedicalists like myself are the only trans activists serious about protecting actual trans women.

@SakakiIsCute ohaiyou

Yes hello

@ignatius_en oomfie you have a hit tweet and it's about brapping fools to death

Hot take: This is one of the largest waste of state resources and tax payer's income because I really don't care about slowly killing a convict through 80 years of mandated boredom. "But they'll go insane and live with regret until they die of old age!" I really don't care. I don't care about the mental state of a public shooter or whatever. I don't really care if their suffering from institutionalized timeout. You know what would be really amazing and just cheaper? Gassing them.

@MichelleVankerb honk chu

@munkimoder PLEEEEEEAAAAASSSSSSEEEEEE SUGAR ON TOP ILL DO IT LIGHTLY YOU WON'T EVEN FEEL IT🥺🥺🥺😭😭😢

I used to play solely evil characters in videogames, not sure why I stopped, I just liked seeing people happy and content, I think.

@FEMCELSEDUCER JANE NO

can I hit

@MichelleVankerb hell no im goin to bed

@munkimoder Can I use it on you? Pretty please 🥺🙏

@MichelleVankerb follow your heart, as long as it leads you to violence

@munkimoder Yeah alright, what we doin boss

@MichelleVankerb didn't ask, don't care, take this cattle prod and do what i tell you

@munkimoder Yeah but so does seeing them off well fed so they can meet their next adventure, its romantic and beautiful.

@MichelleVankerb torturing people feels good

@munkimoder I should, I've suffered a lot, but I think the pursuit of propagating goodness in the world is the revenge you make against misery and sadness.

straight up injecting castor seed oil right under my skin and it hurts and burns and itches every time but i have to inject it

@Verleihnix__ >vs Bushin yeah i mean what did you expect?

"Kazuya is hard" ok well look at this then...

@gabsamaonoivo13 @KottuKadeNeko hey

pq nao casa com eles entao viado sodomita amargurado dos inferno. boa noite