show dog 🦴

23, she/her, professional dog yearning for discipline some hard concepts and really perverted shit ahead mdni, you will be blocked

okay pathetic puppies and devoted handlers, im gonna clock in now. see you all after work :) if you'd like, toss me something to chew on while I'm gone: zaqa.net/muttzle

@irllambgirl surprisingly, not the first time ive heard this!! ive been using 'mutt' a lot since it's my personal fav, but ill tone it down a lil and try these alternatives :)

@muttzzle i hateee mutt but not bitch which is much more actually offensive

what do you like to be called the most during praise? curious to know you pups' opinions

@a_hiding_person @SapphicDog i think you're both geniuses, gonna have to think about using both of those more 🐶💭

@SapphicDog @muttzzle Absolute truth, nuke. But also, the terms of affection said in an insulting way are pretty damn good, too.

really like the idea of forcing your bitch to wear a uniform at home. lil ears, bushy plug tail, a collar, and maybe some other accessories like a harness or bell forcing them to wear it @ home 24/7, no matter what. cold? cmere, ill hold you. guests coming over? sorry, puppy.

i don't care if it's embarrassing. you're *his* property, and he can treat you however he damn well pleases

owner who cums down your shirt before you leave for work/class, so all you can think about all day is him. just marking you up while you're out so that no one else even thinks about bringing you home. just trying to protect you, puppy

making your stupid bratty dog wake and bake every single day until they forget how to think <3 how are they going to question your commands now?

he's just making sure you won't even remember what you did together or how you got there, by the time morning comes. just simply letting you wake up abruptly in your new life

going out for drinks with your friends, not even realizing that the sweetest one-- the one who keeps buying you round after round, just to "congratulate you on getting past a hard week"-- has every intention of making you sleep leashed to a post in his cold, cold basement tonight

owner who softly chokes you out when you have trouble falling asleep <3 shh, that's it puppy, just focus on the nice warm feeling of his arms wrapped around your neck.. im sure you'll be dreaming bout him shortly 🐶💤

shh, quiet pup. i know that it's late and im sure that you have very, very important things to do in the morning. but really, what's more important? me, or them? thats my smart puppy! good dog! now get to your Place and open up that sweet lil maw for me, mkay? we can sleep later

gn puppies ❤️ hope you all find a nice warm lap to sleep on

hearing your owner say the word "Place." and dropping to your knees in front of him faster than your brain can even comprehend what happened you realize you're in public. people are staring. you're mortified. you see a sick grin spread across his face he has never been prouder.

curling up at their feet, right up against their legs, a little bit of red still dribbling out of your mouth you both know you won't make that mistake again

owner giving you little chocolate bones as 'treats', one after the other, not telling you that they're all infused by the time you even realize what's happening, it's already too late; you're entirely at his disposal at least he'll probably take good care of you, right, puppy?

eyes blurry with tears, watching desperately from your crate as your own missing person segment airs on TV. your new owner critiquing the picture they used, talking about how "much prettier" you look now that your eyes are "a little duller" and your hair is "a little messier"

the hottest part of this being that despite how much you endure, how many loads you take, all the praise and compliments will be given to your owner, not you after all, he put in all that work to train you. feed you. brush you. doll you up for this it's *his* ribbon not yours.

love the idea of getting shown off at a little "dog show" between my owner and his friends everyone taking turns to judge every pup there, rating their flexibility, tightness, obedience, etc. working so, so hard just for a chance to get a little ribbon & make your owner proud

last time ill link this today, but very curious to hear some of you 'Speak!' zaqa.net/muttzle