(in)correct defenders

It’s always “where is my attorney” and never “how is my attorney” 💔

Locked in? No. Im tucked in. Goodnight

it was extremely windy last night and my boyfriend couldn't sleep and I woke to find him on the wikipedia page for Wind

men are a lot like deer. i cannot stop hitting them with my car. i’ve actually hit so many with my car you would think im going out of my way to find them and hit them with my car. because i’ve truly hit so many with my car

onion rings? I’m answering