LB

in an asking chat-gpt how to be a better person kind of mood

got my root canal done in the oval office, call that presidental benefits

slight addiction to coke zero got me spirallin

LIL YOGA PANTS youtube.com/watch?v=qiBt_p…

still such a massive tune youtube.com/watch?v=xCXyN0…

the feeling of thinking you've sharted but finding out it was just a near miss may be the most electric feeling of all time. #fuckcharminultrastrong

what's that term for when a word looks like what it is? only one I know is bed. could hop right on that shit looks fucking comfy u know

wine + popcorn = sneaky LETHAL combo

New candle scent idea: Doug Ford 🤝 Chinese Oligarch Business Deal. Would smell like man-tit sweat & mahogany. DM if interested.

it aint said enough Prison Break s1 & 2 are GOAT TV

why you gotta take out a 5yr fixed rate mortgage on a pack of unsalted almonds these days. The fuck @wallstreet

tate mcrae is an absolute enigma GODDAMN that girl can MOVE

twist my nipples right off this is dumb good youtube.com/watch?v=3Zyxye…

sick, finally something that will literally un-addict me from YT. Gonna actually go outside and smell the fucking roses.

@ChampagneAnyone:

me after 1 double rum and diet

@ChampagneAnyone taking my first look at this momentous history-changing tweet (xweet whatever tf) after back-listening to the pod eppi got me like

back for my weekly viewing youtube.com/watch?v=fV9IJV…

All time annoyance: when boxer briefs stick to your feet/leg when putting them on after the shower - when science fixes this we are ALL set

Hahahahahaha twitter.com/BleacherReport…