ti 🌹 pitt spoilers

*shows up two years late with a pentagram* // fast moving images

startled my cat while he was sleeping, offered a hand in conciliation and he immediately tried to karate chop it 💀 message received bby i’m sorry

blep

@kiwiconfresa16 @Demetera_ they already had the most thinly veiled love confessions last movie, surely there’s nowhere else they can go but up 😭 (delusional)

@Demetera_ Love confession it would be the best fking thing but.....being realistic.maybe not 😭

Alright I'll come back to this in a year

do you ever love a character so much you don’t talk about them at all

giggling

reading a kingdon fic and ogilvie is there…….. somehow never had that before

can hear my cat snoring from across the room 🥹

@gwenstacying i need to know what bill hader tulpa was omg

In summary:

I hate it takes three business days to explain why this theory for Andrew’s firing is wrong because the person who originally made it is so notorious online it takes FOREVER to go through every controversy they’ve been a part of

@Electromignion my kitty today!!

The best thing ever that has been brought by the existence of internet is that whenever someone talks or show their pets, people reply back with facts and or pics of their pets Here are my sons

me: do you think you can get high off benzodiazepines? my mum, sighing: what’s happening on the pitt now

showed this to my mum she said “you can show me this i just don’t wanna know about any grand prix or any cars or whatever” then basically said alex outmogged him

adults s2 better get a morbillion viewers so we can get 15 episode seasons

friend group of all time coming back soon

brother and my mum got into a row over a movie and my mum was shooting me looks like “men” and my brother got really mad ‘cause he felt like we were ganging up on him 😭 men

Remember when TV shows not only had incredible theme songs and opening sequences, but would alter them for special events? What a delight that was. We used to be a proper country.

My mom asks me if I'm studying I yell ''Oscar Piastri!'' She beats my ass. She knew I hadn't started yet.

i miss them :(

my toxic trait is telling my cat he is a good little boy when he has actually been committing atrocities all day every day

@mishapathy cat

This is sort of embarrassing, but how do single people meet their physical contact needs?