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offkilterkeys.straw.page I made a strawpage so that people could send me asks or whateva :p

Rose Lalonde moment

@smoI_witch So sweet!!!!

Trickster John Comm :3 #Homestuck

@Hopeful7hinking I was originally gonna draw a Your Character Here for Jake English selfshippers but this is what I ended up with instead

@offkilterkeys Holy shit.

Okay he’s waited long enough

@Fihn7420 His anger. Why haven’t you pet him yet?

@offkilterkeys why is he red

Well? You gonna pet him or what?

x.com/offkilterkeys/… he’s pet

@JquanOffical Not Bec but Halley maybe :p

@offkilterkeys becjakesprite

Sorry for the nonsense posting I am just feeling very nonsensical as of late

@invasion_j @Wan90645 Squishes them like stress toys

@offkilterkeys @Wan90645 omg they are tubby little babies...

"roxy grub..... jade grub........" -> your answer offkilterkeys.straw.page Humans can’t be grubs numbnuts!!!!

@BrenoSilve26592 That would make a full Serket family portrait…. I’ll put it on my list….

@offkilterkeys Can you do the same but with mindfang and grub vriska plssssssssssssssssssss

Somehow through her unluckiness, Swansong has sprite flipped her newly borned grub. Aranea will now have to live her life on the flip side

@invasion_j Bullying her while she’s small and innocent…. Such cruelty….

@offkilterkeys stupid ugly chud baby

@KLAC0MAN Live her life on the flopside

@offkilterkeys Live her life on the what?

@BoatKnoo Let’s be healers with mama <3

@offkilterkeys i punched my screen i literally punched my screen this is so cute AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LOOK AT THE GUBBIE AND MAMA

@virtuademon I think they’re just like, getting rid of bots and stuff. I’ve seen other people talk about it, I think it’s just happening to everyone low key

HOW DO I KEEP LOSING FOLLOWERS WHAT DID I DOOO

@yiffyreborn @HSOcommunity It’s a mockup panel I made for my au wherein the alpha kids inexplicably appear in the beta kid’s session and now they all have to play together to survive!!!!

@offkilterkeys @HSOcommunity Wait what is thus

Jade. It’s time to wake up.

@roxygen4ever Would male Rose’s name be Ross or is that TOO EVIL????

Daily Request #1 Longest streak: 1 day #homestuck

@Girlcuddlemess In spite of his fans or the fact that he abuses his partner for nuanced reasons :?

@offkilterkeys I find it funny how many people love him in spite of that

Dirk is like an evil trinket that can be used to get post interactions, but a good chunk of those interactions are made by private accounts for secret, perhaps even sinister reasons