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@crysss_j The type of cringe you think about late at night randomly forever. Once I was inviting a family member to my graduation party and I said "so excited you're coming. I'll bring the champagne!" in which he replied 'you know I'm a recovering alcoholic right?"

I’m working alongside this guy I’ve never worked with before and he was coughing a lil bit. I jokingly said “ew you got the cooties??” He says, “I have a lung disease, I used to be a firefighter”…………….. ok, my apologies fr

@Charlygotyou Some days I wake up hoping to get the chance. It's a great stress reliever 😌

Unfortunately I do enjoy being ruder to someone who was rude to me first

@Goldensky0 It keeps my brain from thinking a hundred thoughts at once, then I can focus and think only about the content. I've read an entire chapter and realize I didn't retain a single thing.

As a reader I still don't understand how ppl read with music ?????? Like howww

@spuffylovebot FUCKING EW. Now I'm gonna go into the season with a bad attitude towards it

i feel like i’ve just witnessed a crime

@siensto It's not for me personally but I still acknowledge she is incredibly talented.

Am I the only one to not like this???

@diorsvogue What is a sneak?? Ugly dude with a baddie?

you really thought we wouldn’t notice

@gilbsss Reading this caused me physical pain. At least stare at it for 5 minutes and overthink your reply like a normal person.

guyy who ghosted me two weeks ago just texted me and I replied in 30 seconds

This, and any game after feels like dating someone new but you still think about your ex.

@avgmetalcoreguy Understandable the new one is fire. RE are the only games I'll read every every paper because the lore is so damn good.

@okStrangerLive Hahaha no what do you take me for 😅 I just get too excited first play through to finish it I skip a lot of shit

when you speed run Resident Evil games, does the timer still run when you’re reading the lore?

@BlackDahlia A stunner 😩🔥

A night out on the town 🎆

@okStrangerLive I don’t say this often, but this is genuinely portrait worthy.

Not as chunky as I was expecting. Feeling like I can definitely rock these confidently.

I love when games start begging me to change the difficulty after I die for the 50th time like it has somewhere to be

Chiodos have announced the It's Not You, It's Me Tour with support from 156/Silence, Sace6 and Calva Louise!

@greenkmr_3 @thewinterdollx Walk in just to pee and walk out a whole different person after the free unsolicited therapy session 😂

@okStrangerLive @thewinterdollx And if a girl walks in crying you're her new best friend. If a drunk girl starts talking about calling her ex, you gotta make sure that ain't happening. RULES👏ARE👏RULES👏

LADIES : Are you OK with a trans woman as me using the ladies room if you're in there?🏳️‍⚧️

@thewinterdollx Also any other bathroom I still don't care as long as we don't make the awkward eye contact through the outrageously wide door gaps 👁👄👁

@thewinterdollx Yes but if we're drunk at a club we have to obnoxiously compliment eachother and become best friends. It's the rules.

@benjiunofficial @GovPressOffice It's been one day and he's already changed 😞

@GovPressOffice You didn't even thank me for my attention to this matter. How do you expect to win without common courtesy?

NOW THAT I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM OFFICIALLY PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES (THANK YOU DONALD!), I HAVE MANY BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS TO MAKE! FIRST, EVERY TRUMP EXECUTIVE ORDER IS NULL AND VOID, STEPHEN MILLER AND EVERY TRUMP GOON IS FIRED, AND THE TRUMP CORRUPTION PROBE IS OFFICIALLY LAUNCHED! HEALTH CARE IS NOW FREE FOR ALL AMERICANS (NO MEASLES!) AND ALL MOMS GET FREE CHILDCARE SO WE CAN HAVE MORE BABIES!!! ALSO CANNABIS IS NOW LEGAL AND ABORTION IS BACK FOR WOMEN WHO WANT IT. I WILL SOON BE BANNING ALL TICKETMASTER FEES AND THERE WILL BE NO MORE COMMERCIALS ALLOWED DURING NBA AND NFL GAMES, AS WELL AS ALL BRAVO “REAL HOUSEWIVES” SHOWS (LONGER EPISODES!). EVERY AMERICAN FAMILY NOW GETS A “TARIFF AND GAS SPIKE REFUND” TO BUY A CHEAP ELECTRIC CAR! THE COUNTRY IS NOW RUN BY SOMEONE WHO CAN ACTUALLY COMPLETE A SENTENCE. AMERICA IS NOW “HOT” BECAUSE YOU HAVE A DYSLEXIC PRESIDENT INSTEAD OF A BRAIN-DEAD ONE. BIG UPGRADE!!! — GOVERNOR GCN

@Parzival2ptOhh Oh lame!

@okStrangerLive This is blue check mark feature for sure. I dot see this.

If you're dumb like me tap Ap also. ply