Ugo

@RisingGemsz He’s way too good for that, why stifle his career? He should play as often as Trafford does, some league games and European games, he a genuine no 2 not a throwaway back up

Next season, Lammens should handle Premier League and Champions League. Let Vítek take charge of the FA Cup and Carabao Cup. He deserve that chance more than Onana.

It’s crazy that X Factor had an ‘Over 25s’ category. 11 year old me was sat there thinking they were so brave for trying to achieve their dreams at such a late stage in life

Mark Zuckerberg engineered a custom hardware device for his wife in 2019. No clock face. One faint light. A one-hour window. Priscilla had a specific problem. She'd wake up in the middle of the night, check her phone for the time, and the number itself spiked her anxiety. 4am meant worry about the kids waking soon. 5:30 meant calculating whether to just get up. The information was the trigger. Most engineers approach "can't sleep" by adding things to the bedroom. A meditation app. A Hatch alarm. A weighted blanket. A sleep coach. Mark removed the variable that was running the wake-up loop. The Sleep Box sits on Priscilla's nightstand and shows nothing for 23 hours a day. Between 6am and 7am it emits a single faint light. Faint enough not to wake her if she's still asleep. Visible enough that if she's already up, she knows it's okay to start the day. The rest of the night, dark. No clock. No time display. If she wakes at 3am she has no data to push her cortisol up with, so she goes back to sleep. He wrote the firmware and built the enclosure himself. No team, no procurement, no Meta resources. He posted the result on Instagram and said it worked better than he expected. The design move most CEOs would never run is the personal one. The instinct is to outsource a family problem to a specialist. A sleep coach. A doctor. A consumer electronics startup with a Series B and a marketing budget. Mark intervened at a specific link in the chain. Time data hitting Priscilla's brain at 3am was what broke sleep. The phone got moved off the nightstand and replaced with a box that physically cannot deliver that data. The box has no clock. That's the entire product.

This is genuinely one of the most insane strikes I have ever seen

Looks like in this era, all you have to do is end your career on a high note and you’ll have the casuals on your side forever. Who tf could tell you Benzema sits with Lewandowski in 2017?😂😂

@Dzm_0 Don’t feel like it offers as much going forward, of you have them in a pivot and Bruno in front, you’re better off having Mainoo in the pivot with either Baleba or Tchou and Bruno And in a 4-3-3, Mainoo Baleba and Tchou is just too defensive Bruno is always a 10 no point as an 8

@orenseverus What Baleba and Tchou pivot is so complementary bro Ibsr

Tchou Baleba Fernandes #Perfect

Scaring the hoes by being too genuine

@ProsperNyke @midfield227 Not yet, Im just saying he’s not a bench player, he’ll be competing for starting positions, on the left or when Bruno rests as he is getting older and we can preserve him by balancing his minutes

@orenseverus @midfield227 What? He’s a good bench option.. not even the half a player Bruno is for us

Inside Mechanics of Michael Carrick's Fluid Man United

@saundzo Had me in the first half, up until the last 2 sentences tbh

Gyokeres’ approach to duels is meh, his handling of the ball can be loose, his technical competence is questionable in most moments and you’re thinking; how is he here? I think it a lot. But he teaches me: he’s here cause he goes again & again & again. Invaluable to a culture.

@ProsperNyke @midfield227 He’ll shock a lot of you

@orenseverus @midfield227 A good bench option ngl

I wonder if my ex still stalks my twitter, if you do and you’re seeing this🖕🏾

Maybe inner peace is coming in twitter to call people like this an idiot then log off

@OVT_Lion @midfield227 MGW is mid uno, I’ll come back to this tweet

@orenseverus @midfield227 Lmaoo, you guys like mid footballer

ik i ghosted u but that pic u posted lowk nice wyd

A lot of them are

Is there a way I can rock a football shirt and football shorts without being seen as a 10 yr old or full kit wanker?

WHO'S THAT TEAM WE CALL FIFTEENTH