Sara

If shit goes wrong just open a bottle of vodka

If I say I’m cold and he doesn’t offer to light himself on fire to keep me warm, then I don’t want it

This week has really gone: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Sunday

If I got paid for the amount of overtime my brain does I’d be a millionaire

I like direct. I like blunt. I like when things are made clear and straight to the point.

google is so useless about “bank holiday might affect these hours” okay but how ??

the fact that 8 year old me used to think I'd be married, have kids and own my own house by 25 is LAUGHABLE

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All I truly want is someone to make me coffee in the morning

@matthucius We’ve got a warehouse/fulfilment center in Spain, reasonable premium courier prices, personal account manager and everything integrated💁🏼‍♀️

Can someone explain to me how it's costing me £12+ to ship a 240g pouch basically anywhere outside the UK and taking legit 3 weeks - and for DHL express it's £30+ for a 3 day service, absolute fucking joke - getting absolutely finessed by 3PL - hit me up with alternatives 🧐

The only flavour of muffin that’s relevant is blueberry if you disagree idk for you

Are we all in agreement that Tuesdays are worse than Mondays

Just me, in love with Tommy Shelby x

Marks & Spencer’s food is honestly the best thing to come out of UK

Payday is such a bittersweet thing because why is over 1k coming out of my account within 24 hours of it going in Kmt

I’m so devastated to see what’s happening in Ukraine. My prayers are with Ukraine. 💔 I can’t believe we’re witnessing war in Europe in 2022, this world seems to be moving backwards ..

Social media is absolutely unbearable when you’re single on Valentine’s Day