arclight probe 🚀

#projecthailmary “I commend your body to the stars.”

trick question u know it’s me baby

who up probin

Why is #phmtwt full of “mpreg”? A term I’m unfamiliar with. I like to think of myself as somebody who keeps up with the latest news, and this is escaping me…

how do i have the coma resistant gene im a PROBE

@iirinapetrova i love you irina petrova!!! you a real one fr

@probingdatline The monumental probe! Without you, we wouldn’t have been able to figure out what was going on 😄

petrova line and sol realizing it’s legal on the tl

@iirinapetrova hiii irina petrova i visited ur line

@probingdatline An unexpected turn of events .

THE PHMTWT ROLEPLAY INCIDENT OF MAY: HALL OF THE MOUNTAIN KING #phmtwt #projecthailmary

WAIT I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE OMG ARCLIGHT PROBE MENTION REAL

@SolsSunLight now kiss

OH MY GOD. OH. MY GOD. OH MY GOD???

@HailMaryBeetle wait make a detour before you get back to earth and we can drink tgt to celebrate

@probingdatline doin pretty good rn, thanks for asking :) snagged some of ilyukhina's vodka

its always "how the fuck did ringo gain sentience" and "WHY DID YOU GET A COCKROACH ONTO THE HAIL MARY" and never "how are you ringo" :(

@Biodomefog I NEVER CLAIMED TO BE GOOD AT THIS

@probingdatline IF YOU GIVE A n astrophage A the sun

@thatpetrovaline omw get ready

good morning do any girls wanna kiss

What went on in rocky's mind when he saw Grace's piloting skills:

my god all this astrophage is so heavy to carry what are they feeding th- oh.

@SolsSunLight wouldn’t you like to know weatherboy

@probingdatline now what could that POSSIBLY mean.

they don’t call me a probe for no reason iykyk