rango.eth

1 $House = 1 house

@blknoiz06 You misspelled Housecoin

going to cut eth short & buy asteroid in solidarity to atone for my sins

The plan? We all stop depositing our ETH into defi protocols targeting 3% a year and go back to depositing our ETH into funny monkey pictures targeting 30% a day

You have no experience. You’ve never started a company. You’ve never had a full time job. Nike is going to kill you. You’re a kid. You don’t have technical skills. You shouldn’t build hardware. Apple is going to kill you. You can’t build hardware. You can’t measure heart rate non-invasively. Athletes don’t care about recovery. Under Armour is going to kill you. It won’t be accurate. You don’t listen. You’re an ineffective leader. You can’t recruit great talent. You’re going to have to pay every athlete. You can’t measure sleep non-invasively. It’s too expensive to research. Athletes are a small market. The product costs too much to make. The product costs too much to sell. Your valuation is too high. Consumers aren’t going to want it. Hardware is too hard. You should measure steps. Fitbit is going to kill you. You can’t build a marketing engine. You can’t raise enough money. You need a real CEO. Google is going to kill you. You can’t be a subscription. You can’t build a brand. You can’t do consumer in Boston. Your valuation is too high. You shouldn’t make accessories. You shouldn’t make apparel. Lululemon is going to kill you. You can’t predict Covid. Stay in your niche. You are going to run out of money. You can’t build a health platform. Amazon is going to kill you. You can’t measure blood pressure. You can’t get medical approvals. The market is too small. You don’t understand AI. The market is too competitive. It won’t work internationally. The supply chain is too complicated. You can’t build an AI. You can’t raise enough money. It’s too competitive. Healthcare isn’t going to want it. … Just keep going ✌️

central limit theorem

Bruv

The fact that this has PMF really signals how out of touch with reality you mofos are. (Or maybe I’m just poor idk)

@coinbureau Time to buy Housecoin instead

"The game of buying a house to get rich is over." 🔥 Thoughts?

I’m mad as hell and I’m not renting anymore, louder for lil bro in the back🗣️

@Onchainmetrics Idk what to do with uranus babe

Is $URANUS full of Insiders? Did the Jup Cabal buy up all the supply? Let's check out the facts🧵

@punk9059 Housecoin coded, mate.

Is it just me or is the only thing not moving in this "everything rally" real estate?

Benjamin Cowen is shilling $House The universe has spoken We won @HousecoinOnSol

LA Vape Cabal took it too far this time

I thought only Barron launching a coin could cause some shit like that.

Also: lol

Good day for reminders of basic rules: 1. Always have stablecoins. 2. Use idle stablecoins for limit orders at greedy drops. 3. Have most of your portfolio on BTC and ETH. 4. Exchanges suck and are unreliable. Hyperliquid.

Capo was right boys (again)

This is why I trust OCM with my life. Houselined?

@0xMagmar Nice explanation

@rangoeth Who would build it

Bitcoin is Gold. Ethereum is Oil. Cosmos is Energy. ATOM is the resource that underpins the tech that powers the majority of blockchains. Without it, everything would fall apart. But if we can scale it, we can accomplish anything.