Twëets frøm Märs🚀🪐

Ini ukango engager pamatweets angu chero ka 1 chete ndave kutokuziva Every tweet rako am going to like it

A 10/10 gave me her number and said “I pity you”….texted her “I pity you too” and blocked her, unblocked to find out she blocked me too

Do you ever like someone's real life personality but not their texting personality?

@eng_lui_tme Salute

Pane a conversation yanda engager yeimwe argument yanga ichiitwa.Ndanga ndikuita nharo pandazoona comment yaZambezi chick tiri kusame side. Ndabva ndaona kuti ndini ndanga ndisiri kutofunga

@Nashboi9 Hayasi

I don't understand how women can go for multiple rounds with 🍆 inside them. That sh*t is very painful 😭

Men that support Real Madrid ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅

i just kissed your forehead in my mind did you feel it

The number of people who will be admitted to mental hospitals when Real Madrid wins the UCL is insane

Before she leaves you She will: - Become cold - Stop having sex with you - Be annoyed by everything you do Learn to read signs

She asks random questions just to keep the convo going. That’s a green light.

Four o'clock ikachaya ndisati ndatenga GLE ye 3.50 ndikutenga Chicken Inn

You know you are forcing things when it hits 9am and they haven’t even texted you good morning

I’m sorry but your surname matters to me, I don’t want my children sitting at the front during exams😭👍

Bro to bro: Don't drain yourself trying to impress any girl.

Let’s normalize friendships with sex

Tupac once said: "its easy to find a new one but its hard to find a true one.

jealousy hits different when you both aren't even dating

You be thinking her music taste is fire, whole time it’s all her ex’s fav songs

no man gives up on the woman he really wants. ever.

“Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards” will forever be used in every traffic jam from this day forward. 🤣