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Welcome to the playoffs @trailblazers. Fans are about to understand why Deni has been the MVP of my fantasy championships the last 3 years. Get ready to speak Avdija
E J@redd__dead
The Trail Blazers have a fun team loaded with young talent. Not sure what their ceiling is, but they don’t feel that far away from a future WCF run. That said, they need to blast Anfernee Simons to the moon; kills their pace when he has the ball. Round peg in a square hole.
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Conversation at a client dinner (me & ~10 associates):
Me: “That reminds me of living in NYC during the pandemic.”
Client: “You lived in NYC during the pandemic? I was in high school…”
Them in unison: Yeah I was in high school still.
My 30 year old dumbass in that moment:
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Fuck Elf on Shelf, every household in America needs a mini Rick Pitino on their mantle reciting this speech every morning. WAKE UP PUSSY
DNP Sports@notthefakeDNP
This shit gave me goosebumps.
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Pretty much every St. Patrick’s Day weekend since I was 18 was a beer and narcotics bender.
Yesterday I went on a date with someone who “didn’t know people actually celebrated St. Patrick’s Day”. We had a picnic in an arboretum.
Hard to describe the point in life that I’m at
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@awfulannouncing This was the worst throw and decision I’ve seen made by a QB in any Super Bowl I’ve ever watched. Jaw dropping, Blaine Gabbert type of aimless heave downfield.
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Mike Tirico: "Cris, all of a sudden, there's a rhythm to the New England offense..."
Cris Collinsworth: "[Drake Maye] is reading the defense now... a couple of the best plays that he's had so far..."
*Interception*
Collinsworth: "Ummmm, I've got nothing for you here."
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Your 63 year old uncle who “isn’t political” in the kitchen the moment he hears the opening horns to nuevayol
Animal Planet@AnimalPlanet
The winner of the Underdog award is timid pup REMY! ☺️ #PuppyBowl
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Me and 85% of America tonight
E J@redd__dead
Me listening to his discography butchering every lyric
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Bank of America: we dont offer a HYSA but you can use Merrill’s CMA preferred deposit…..it offers a .2% return!
I’d legitimately rather put $100k on neemias queta rebounds.
Clean it up @BankofAmerica
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@iRealPedro No brother, just focus on yourself. Don’t reheat leftovers
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~8 years ago, Wendy’s used to have a $4 Biggie Bag that was a large fry, large drink, 6 (?) nuggets, and a sandwich or burger choice.
It is one of the main contributing factors as to why I used to weigh 40lbs more than I currently do. I abused that deal.
Dexerto@Dexerto
Wendy's is launching a $6 "Biggie Bag" value meal that includes: - Jr. Fry - Small drink - Four-piece nuggets - A choice of sandwich or burger
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How does she look at you when you already maxed out your Roth using a backdoor IRA?
Boring_Business@BoringBiz_
How she looks at you when you tell her you already maxed out your Roth IRA for the year
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Trevor Lawrence led two different 4th quarter TD drives to take the lead. He got the Jags the lead back with 4min (!!) left in the game. The defense gave the lead right back in ~3min.
Maybe this loss is about a suspect pass rush & hurt secondary getting carved up by Josh Allen?
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