Charismatic Megafauna
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Charismatic Megafauna
@riptide1776
Politically homeless | Probably not on your team | Science, math, logic, facts, & reason | ⚓️USN vet, WV Mountaineer 💙💛 & Auburn Tiger 💙🧡. (hey/y’all)
Treasure Valley, ID Tham gia Kasım 2010
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@riptide1776 @GeorgesStPierre Motion is medication at any age. I'm in my 60s and still ride my bike to and from work everyday. My knees hate me but they're better because of it.
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@AaronDFordNV I didn’t think so @AaronDFordNV
You’re just another fraud. And you’ll be exposed.
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Hey there. Not a fan, first time caller.
Guy who knows a little something about electric generation, transmission, & distribution here.
I read through your “energy plan” & it’s breathtakingly incoherent. There is NOTHING intelligible in it insofar as, anything really.
Can you explain in real words or a video how for instance you’d “increase supply?” Us power delivery folks that actually design and build all this stuff are fascinated by your ideas.
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Energy costs in Nevada are out of control — and they’re set to get even worse due to the demand charge price hike.
I just released my plan to slash your energy bills by:
1️⃣ increasing supply
2️⃣ creating good jobs
3️⃣ holding companies and the Trump administration accountable
Read my full energy plan on my website: fordfornevada.com
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You strike me as someone who neither trains (nor is a world class athlete) and isn’t in their 50’s
I still train. I was what you might call an elite military athlete.
World class athlete or otherwise, I was still a hammer in my 40’s.
But the wall takes no prisoners. There are plenty of “world class athletes” who thought they could train forever & never suffer aging. True, you can slow it. But it gets tougher every decade.
Now go fuck your fat self & take a bath with your toaster you absolute cunt.
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@riptide1776 @GeorgesStPierre Lmfao imagine saying "wAiT TiLl uR 50" to a world class athlete you can't relate to which prepares you physically and mentally to maintain that type of physique and health
NGMI
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@gfaller6 @GeorgesStPierre While I love the enthusiasm and can understand it (I still had it in my 40’s) the idea that training defeats age rather than slows its advance is a luxury of still being on the other side of “the wall.”
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@riptide1776 @GeorgesStPierre Right? This punk is only 44. Call me at 60. 😂
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@kristenmag @oregoncitizen_ Some of it still is, yes.
Not pictured; trash absolutely fcking everywhere on the roadside.
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@choeshow It’s very simple.
They do it because:
1. Bible thumping retards get so upset over it.
2. The same retards will do absolutely nothing about it but be “big mad.” And maybe “pray for them.”
Zero cost exercise.
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NEW: Queer/Bar in Seattle’s Capitol Hill neighborhood is hosting a strip competition openly mocking Jesus Christ on Easter Sunday.
Would they do this to Muslims on Eid during Ramadan?
It would be a real shame if protesters showed up to disrupt the event.🧵👇🏽


Jason Rantz on Seattle Red@jasonrantz
‘Blasphemous’: Seattle’s Queer Bar hosts a ‘sexy Jesus’ strip show and competition on Easter Sunday seattlered.com/culture/seattl…
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@HarveyNukes1 @GeorgesStPierre The words of a perpetually weak, soft, fat lazy fck.
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@GeorgesStPierre The steroids won’t quit on you… if you don’t quit on the steroids 🤠
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@newstart_2024 Another actor with a double digit IQ. Shocking. “Burn off a layer of skin.” What a clown.
That said, I’ve done tattoo removal & it’s crazy painful.
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Pete Davidson casually dropping the most honest tattoo regret story I’ve heard in a while.
He’s been burning off nearly 200 tattoos.
The process? “It’s horrible.” They literally burn off a layer of your skin, you can’t go in the sun for 6-8 weeks, and you have to repeat it multiple times.
Jimmy Fallon asked if he’s keeping any.
Pete: “Maybe like two or three… I’m trying to clean slate it. Trying to be an adult.”
Science nugget: Laser tattoo removal works by breaking ink particles into tiny fragments so your immune system can clear them. It typically requires 8–12+ sessions because the body can only remove a limited amount per treatment, and darker inks (especially black) respond best while colored inks are much harder to erase.
From “sad boy” impulse tattoos during the Post Malone era to actively removing almost all of them — there’s something weirdly wholesome about watching someone try to hit reset on their past.
It’s funny, painful, and surprisingly relatable.
Anyone else ever had a tattoo (or life decision) they later wanted to laser off?
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@CasualMMA why? he's had a bigger impact on MMA than you'd ever dream of, and you hide behind a twitter alias posting slop. fuck off
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@riptide1776 @theliamnissan Charlie was fine with people dying from gun violence.
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He was a race-baiting charlatan. His wife was more worried about merchandise sales than the death of her own husband. Wake the fuck up people.
LadyValor@lady_valor_07
He would have been a great president.
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@eMTBrides Gotta be strong if you gonna fck fat white women.
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Let your pain fuel you or let it destroy you. The choice is yours. Bro shud definitely be a firefighter 👨🚒 KeleChief carrying her like nothing 🤯 any of y’all been to Stone Mountain and hiked to the top 💪🏿 via Big Booty Mountain Man 😆#StoneMountainGa
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@theliamnissan @filiposophy You’re a human landfill.
I don’t agree with the things you say, and I’d be fine with someone putting a bullet in you for it, perhaps even celebrating it.
Did I get all that right? That’s how it works, doesn’t it?
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@filiposophy He was not principled. He was a recruiter for the dark side of humanity. That was his secret purpose.
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this is how white people expect you to move out their way without them saying excuse me
Roxy@_Roxy_Simple
A shiver of sharks swimming through a school of fish 🐠
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@0nlyk1tt3n More than enough time to obtain citizenship. Fck him.
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@end3of6days9 @BankofAmerica is a known scumbag organization & fraudulent, thieving, unethical institution. Has been for decades.
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This couple paid cash for their house… then Bank of America tried to foreclose anyway?! 🏦😳
A Florida couple bought their home in 2009 with straight cash — no mortgage, no loan, nothing owed. One year later they get served with foreclosure papers from Bank of America.
They didn’t even have accounts with the bank.
For months the couple made calls, wrote letters, and tried everything to make them listen. The bank completely ignored him and kept sending foreclosure notices anyway — full-on harassment.
They finally hired a lawyer and took Bank of America to court. After two months in court, the judge dismissed the case and ordered Bank of America to pay $2,500 in legal fees. But the bank still dragged their feet and refused to pay.
For the next 5 months the couple tried to collect their judgment multiple times, but the bank just kept ignoring them.
So they went back to court. The judge gave the couple permission to go to the bank and take as many of the bank’s assets as they wanted until they got paid. The couple showed up with a sheriff and a moving truck ready to seize bank property.
The bank finally cut a check — but made it $5,700 (double what they were owed) to cover legal fees and the moving truck — and even threw in an apology (that they misspelled their names on 😂).
In a world where big banks seem untouchable, this one feels like sweet karma. 🔥
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