Ruben A Gaytan

Always ending up early when trying to be fashionably late. Thanks #Uber.

Driving through #WestOakland and my phone goes from LTE to 3G. Not only is this a food desert but a data desert as well.

@nigelmfs Should he teach them detailed recipes they can’t repeat? These people are making protein shakes for lunch and eating granola bars for dinner; a gourmet grilled cheese is a step up.

Awesome time seeing #LANY on Monday. Thanks Fansee for putting this vid together! @thisislany @FillmoreSF @FanseeApp #fansee

Everybody loves a good Dancing Queen. #ABBA

That's what the present is. It's a little unsatisfying because life's a little unsatisfying.

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower.

If there's any kind of magic in this world it must be in the attempt of understanding someone sharing something.

Life's hard. It's supposed to be. If we didn't suffer, we'd never learn anything.

@sam_laurenn LET'S DO IT.

@sam_laurenn I was wondering what you were going to do with all those screenshots...HA!

@sam_laurenn I had to incinerate them. It was for the best. Send me a bill ya filthy aminal.

Let the haters hate and the lovers love.

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@sam_laurenn I love lifetime movies...they always have a happy ending.

@birdstrikeatUCD Swiss yodeling at Oktoberfest.

People around me are staring because I've had so much caffeine today

Cramming...let the mental breakdown begin.

It's always the creepy people that have to be the ones to wink.

Apple's new electric car design...is it gonna have windows?