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"To the Iranian leaders, who will soon be in negotiations with my representatives: I would greatly appreciate the release of these women. I am sure that they will respect the fact that you did so. Please do them no harm! Would be a great start to our negotiations!!!" - President Donald J. Trump 🇺🇸

Tianrui Liang, 21, A Chinese National was arrested at New York’s JFK Airport after he was caught taking Photos of the E-4B Nightwatch(The Dooms Day Plane) near Offutt Air Force Base in Nebraska. Offutt had a massive Military Training Exercise this past week

A 21-year-old Chinese citizen is being held by federal officials in Nebraska for allegedly taking photos of planes at Offutt Air Force Base. omaha.com/news/local/cri…

🚨 HOLY CRAP! The Iranian-flagged ship Touska, which the US military seized yesterday, was in-bound from China “loaded with dual-use chemicals used to manufacture ballistic missiles,” per WP US Marines are now searching 5,000 containers on board. No wonder they tried to run the blockade.

🚨 JUST IN: Trump Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer is LEAVING the administration for a private sector job — White House "She has done a phenomenal job in her role by protecting American workers, enacting fair labor practices, and helping Americans gain additional skills to improve their lives." "Keith Sonderling will take on the role of Acting Secretary of Labor."

"Heartbroken to hear about Patrick Muldoon's passing at just 57. A talented actor and a true friend, he brought so much joy to those of us who had the privilege of working alongside him. His spirit will be deeply missed. RIP my pal brother and just a great guy! 💔 #RIPPATRICK #InMemoriam"

BREAKING: President Trump just announced the US military has SEIZED an Iranian cargo ship which attempted to GET PASSED America’s Naval blockade President Trump wasn’t bluffing. “It did not go well for them. The U.S. Navy Guided Missile Destroyer USS SPRUANCE intercepted the TOUSKA in the Gulf of Oman, and gave them fair warning to stop. The Iranian crew refused to listen, so our Navy ship stopped them right in their tracks by blowing a hole in the engineroom. Right now, U.S. Marines have custody of the vessel.”

The U.S. military has taken control of an Iranian-flagged cargo ship attempting to get past the blockade.

🚨 NOW: Police have NEUTRALIZED the suspect who killed a whopping 8 children aged 1-14, as part of a domestic tragedy in Shreveport, Louisiana Good riddance to that disgusting animal.

@atensnut Mel Gibson

Who was most handsome? Me: Mel Gibson.

🚨 GEORGIA ELECTION OFFICIALS JUST GOT CHARGED WITH FRAUD Macon County, Georgia Elections SUPERVISOR Tarshea Fudge-Riley faces charges for federal HEALTHCARE FRAUD. So does Lamonica Lakes, deputy election registrar REMOVE THEM NOW! Imagine that. What else were they cheating on? "The grand jury indictment alleges that, from January 2019 to December 2022, James-Ellis, a licensed therapist operating her practice, Therapy On the Go in Montezuma, submitted several fraudulent insurance claims for mental health therapy sessions she knew never occurred to receive millions of dollars in payments from insurance companies," WGXA reported

The White House tells CNN that VP Vance is traveling to Pakistan for talks, in addition to Witkoff & Kushner, despite POTUS saying Vance wasn’t attending As for Trump’s comments this morning saying Vance wasn’t making the trip, a White House official told CNN: “Things changed”

Bombshell Report on Rep. Cory Mills to be released Monday, Cory Mills makes Eric Swallwell look like Mother Teresa

🚨President Trump just dropped another banger! “Jackals, hyenas barking at him, laughing at him. They nip his toes and eat the food that's in his domain. They do this and they get closer and closer and bolder and bolder until one day that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody, runs like the wind, eats everything in his path. Because every once in a while The lion has to show the jackals who he is.” Justice is coming!

🚨 HOLY SMOKES. Soros-backed Minnesota DA Mary Moriarty — who just issued the arrest warrant for an ICE agent — previously refused to include *EXCULPATORY* evidence when she prosecuted a Minnesota State Trooper Instead, she HID the evidence from the court that proved his innocence, and targeted the Trooper. REMOVE HER. MAJORITY WHIP TOM EMMER: "Mary Moriarty should not have a LAW LICENSE. Moriarty actually prosecuted a Minnesota state trooper." "This is within the last two years, and she purposely REFUSED to disclose exculpatory evidence, evidence that would have proven his innocence, to the court!" "Literally, this woman should have been DISBARRED already. It's a CRIME that she is still in the office!" @GOPMajorityWhip

WOW CIA + 51 spies CAUGHT plotting a COUP in 2020… Brennan e-mails: “Add your name…we’re burying Hunter’s Laptop to save the vegetable Biden.” Gina Haspel signed off. Deep State literally rigged the election on camera. THIS IS TREASON WITH RECEIPTS…

NEW: Buckley Carlson, the son of America’s top Jew hater and Sharia Law advocate @TuckerCarlson, is no longer working for Vice President JD Vance. @JDVance He is launching his own political consulting firm, according to @politico. This is a big positive for JD Vance and his 2028 Presidential campaign. This comes after President Trump slammed Tucker Carlson on Truth Social multiple times over the last few weeks, calling him “a Low IQ person”. White House sources tell me President Trump has also described Tucker as an “anti-Semite”. He’s not wrong.

🚨 JUST IN: Supreme Court Justices SAM ALITO and CLARENCE THOMAS are NOT retiring this year — CBS and FOX This would mean that President Trump won't have any SCOTUS appointments before the midterms These guys are BASED and their eventual replacements must be impeccable! Thomas is the GOAT for many, but Alito is up there too 🇺🇸

Candace Owens is a very, very, very bad person.

I had received some questions about President @realDonaldTrump's recent posts, and here are my thoughts: I do not believe President Trump would knowingly depict himself as Jesus Christ—that would certainly be inappropriate. I’m thankful the President has made it very clear that this was not at all what he thought the AI-generated image was representing—he thought it was a doctor helping someone, and when he learned of the concerns, he immediately removed the post. When I looked at the illustration, I didn’t jump to the same conclusion as some. There were no spiritual references—no halo, there were no crosses, no angels. It was a flag, soldiers, a nurse, fighter planes, eagles, the Statue of Liberty, and I think this is a lot to do about nothing. There is so much ill-intended speculation. I think his enemies are always foaming at the mouth at any possible opportunity to make him look bad. And the illustration from someone else he reposted on Truth Social yesterday, I must say that I like the fact that this is a picture of Jesus whispering in his ear, or at least His hand on his shoulder, guiding him. We all need that—we all need to be listening to Jesus. Again, I think there is an attempt to spin this into something that it isn’t. Remember, President Trump didn’t draw this, he didn’t create it, he reposted it on his social media because he thought it was nice—I would have to agree. I’m not a Catholic, I’m an evangelical, but I appreciate how President Trump has defended religious freedom for people of all faiths, including millions of evangelicals and Catholics in the U.S. and around the world. He is the most pro-Christian, pro-life president in my lifetime, and he doesn’t shy away from it. I would hope that the President and Pope Leo can meet at some point, and that the Pope would have the opportunity to thank the President for his efforts to protect religious liberty for Catholics and people of all faiths.