captain maximum

happy to love you forever

man I be getting in trouble for EVERYTHING when my gf is on her period

GRASSO GOT MCDONALDS SPRITE IN HER HANDS #ufc

The only thing im even kinda looking forward to

I am fucking on one today goddamn I want out of everything

Being told im not doing enough today really fucked with me

@lowbatterygf My cute brat

@ryanmr2000 thaaaanks

im just a big meanie crybaby jerk

@lowbatterygf ….

How much do I love my LPC? So much

I wish I could talk about the lick I hit today my god

Don't care where the past was I know where I'm going

@lowbatterygf People who do this should k*ll themselves on live tv

this is some shit i'd make my subs do

The way I just know my gf is gonna start her period lol

My bestest fwend 🖤

My gf is so simple. I’m a pretty good cook to the point that anything she wants, I can make a pretty good attempt at. But she chooses to have me make her HAMBURGER HELPER. HAMBURGER HELP-ME jk we love that beef stroganoff

Goddamn I love seeing shithead fighters not get interviews

MVP has a true talent when it comes to making fights suck ass #ufclondon

@lowbatterygf I look at you the way I look at Sel

if my man looked at me the way Justin Bieber looks at Hailey, i would hate myself

@lowbatterygf I just be doing lots of stuff for you

@ryanmr2000 that's what im here for ♡♡

Had to take a break from silent hill 2 so I could take my gf a redbull…..I can finally breathe again