Sanket Mehta

Just as precaution, if water levels are rising, switch off your electricity mains. It's okay to sit in darkness. #chennairains

Trump: You don't have to close the Strait of Hormuz... It's an important waterway. Iran: You're nuts... The Strait is in our backyard and we have closed it. Trump: This is not good for the world economy; please reopen the Strait. Iran: We're not reopening anything. It is closed and that's final. Trump: we can't even reopen it... We already have enough oil and are willing to sell to interested buyers. Iran: 😂😂😂 you're now afraid of our mines in the Strait. We told you. IRAN IS WINNING!!! Trump: okay! That's perfectly fine. We can even help you close the Strait completely. Iran: I don't understand. I can't remember asking for your help. Trump: you don't have to. What are brothers for. We're going right into the Strait to close it completely. Iran: you can go in there. We have mines all over the place and we have forgotten where the mines are. Trump: don't bother yourself. We'll find the mines, remove them and close the Strait completely. Iran: you don't have to do that... Can you just calm down let's talk over this 🙏 Trump: don't worry. The Strait would be closed completely tomorrow, no ship enters your port and no ship leaves your port. Iran: 🙆🙆🙆 you're already taking this thing too far... Besides we're even planning to reopen the Strait tomorrow. Trump: don't bother again kid bro... Let's do it your own way. Iran: this is serious but you said you're going to keep negotiating with us. 😭 Trump: we'll come back later but for now the Strait is blocked. Iran: please, can you just allow me send this 4 million barrels to China, they've already paid. Trump: of course you will, just forward the receipt of your $8 million dollars toll fee to Vance. Iran: Truuuuuuuuump!!!!!

Another record for the IPL. The first match which was longer than Dhurandhar 2!

Nitin Menon single-handedly snatched the win from RCB’s jaws that day. 🥶🔥 x.com/i/status/20432…

An IPL innings: 5 mins strategic time-out 8 mins captain's chat with umpire 10 mins idhar udhar time waste 20 minutes wide reviews 100 minutes cricket

I hope they don’t miss the last local from Churchgate!

This might end up being the longest IPL match of all time. #MIvRCB

Blinkit ensuring we don't lose our creativity with time! 💯 @letsblinkit @blinkitcares

He doesn't realize he's been born he still thinks he's in his mother's womb.🥰❤️

why is she named after both tendulkar children

Moment of the day: As Virat Kohli was walking out to bat, he noticed Rohit Sharma behind him. He went up to Rohit, had a quick chat, and shared a light laugh together.🤗❤️

A lot of infrastructure is under construction in Japan, yet its roads remain completely free of dust. Just tell me Why?

This Man decided the cops aren’t doing enough so now he's launching desserts at speeding cars 😭

Así habría que hacer con los boludos que manejan por la banquina.

Life was peak when Vodafone ZooZoos ruled IPL timeouts. 📈😭

Like Christopher Nolan 🎬

@NeecheSeTopper MI 6th.

just for my csk folks, trynna see something: what would you choose if you have to? mi lifting 6th or rcb lifting 2nd 🤣

This isn't America. This is Mumbai, the richest city in India. ❤️💵

Multiverse of Wordplay

How did we miss this moment? 🤣❤️