Banbury critique

@frostybutcher @tomparkerbowles Extortionate prices

When I go to Lytham to collect all my fresh game from Andrew Lanigan, it’s the law to have fish & chips from Whealans… even my good friend @tomparkerbowles will tell you that. #fishnchips

Peter Kay - Going on a Diet

If football managers can get sacked for doing a "bad" job, why can’t these incompetent corrupt fucking assholes get the same fucking shit?

@smiletrainuk Send me a breakdown of your CEOs wages along with all board members so I can decide how much to donate

So many people look away and scroll by 💙 Most people don't realise how dramatically a few minutes and a few pounds can change a life. One £250 surgery can heal a child’s cleft, but any amount is transformative to a child in need. ✨Save a life now.

@history99917180 Can remember it well And most boxes smelt of fags n piss

If you can remember hearing the pips and searching your pockets for another 10p then you’re as old as f’ck.

🚨🗣 - Alan Shearer on West Ham's penalty: "Awful decision. That's a terrible decision whether you like Man Utd or not, and I don't understand why Michael Oliver (VAR) got involved."

The VAR shop seems to be closed now !

@petesunitedPOV Wait until tomorrow when Dermot backs that decision

🤦‍♂️ Poor ETH is likely to get sacked after a game we completely dominated and have been fucked out of by an absolutely atrocious VAR decision Anyone taking joy in this needs a psychiatrist #GlazersOut

@JoJodieJodes Hellooooo

Please don't scroll past this... I've been struggling a lot with my mental health recently. If you see this, please stop by and say "Hello" ❤️

Phil Foden delays Adam Lallana from taking a quick free-kick… Adam Lallana gets booked.

Please Retweet and Send this Poppy around the World. ❤️🙏

Curtis Jones got a penalty but we didn’t get a penalty for this?? It’s clear the league have an agenda against us.

Gravenberch fouls him, stops free kick being taken THEN kicks ball away and not one single yellow, not even spoken too. If that was Rice he would’ve got two yellows and a red! @GunnerLoulou @janieg33 @amylou8188 @glenoglaza1

@robert_benfield Shocked me to the core mate A year older than me But I sat with James Greatbatch Friday evening laughing and remembering her fondly

@frostybutcher Was that the starter

A quick breakfast and back to the block 🥩🔪 Good morning from a very rainy Buxton…

@vanstone_mandy sorry to hear your sad news