James Deans

LAURA LOOMER. 2011 VS 2026

@PlantRobinson People forget, we used to have antennas.

Is this rage bait?

Elon Musk is the Ivar Kreuger of our time, and the OpenAI trial is PROVING it in real time. If you don't know who Kreuger was, you should: In the 1920s he was the most admired businessman in the world. The "Match King." He controlled 90% of global match production, lent money to sovereign governments, and his securities were the most widely held in America. But after his death in 1932, auditors spent 5 years untangling over 400 subsidiary companies and discovered the whole thing was held together with fictitious assets, forged bonds, and the unquestioning loyalty of people too dazzled to ask questions. Investors lost $750 million (~$17 billion in today's money). His deficits exceeded Sweden's national debt. Doesn't this sound familiar? The Musk playbook is the most DANGEROUS house of cards I've witnessed in my career. This week in federal court, Musk took the stand to argue that Sam Altman stole a charity. 3 days later he'd contradicted himself under oath so many times that the judge told his lawyers she suspected plenty of people don't want to put the future of humanity in Mr. Musk's hands. OpenAI's attorney asked if Tesla is pursuing AGI. Musk said no. The attorney then pulled up Musk's OWN post from March 4 where he wrote Tesla will be one of the companies to make AGI. His own words entered into evidence against him. BY HIM. Then the attorney asked if xAI used OpenAI's models to train Grok (which violates OpenAI's terms of service). Musk called it a general practice among AI companies. Pressed for a direct answer, he said "partly." Think about that: Musk is in court accusing OpenAI of betrayal while admitting under oath that xAI violated the very same company's terms of service to build Grok. Then came the credibility test: Musk was asked to name his companies that benefit society. He listed Tesla, SpaceX, Neuralink, and X without hesitation. Every one of them is an uncapped for-profit enterprise. Then why did xAI start as a benefit corporation and quietly flip to a for-profit C-corp? No clean answer. This is someone who repeatedly launches entities with noble-sounding charters and converts them into for-profit corporations once the money gets serious. Then his money manager Jared Birchall took the stand: OpenAI's lawyer asked about the donor-advised funds at Vanguard and Fidelity that Musk used to send his $38 million. Did Musk have any legal right to direct where the money went once it entered the DAF? Birchall couldn't answer. Said the legal question was beyond his expertise. The entire lawsuit hinges on that donation creating enforceable obligations. But the man who managed Musk's money just told a federal jury he can't confirm Musk had any enforceable claim over those funds. Now step back... This is a man who promised full autonomy by 2018, a million robotaxis by 2020, and unsupervised FSD by June 2025. EVERY deadline was missed. He claimed he invested $100 million in OpenAI. The real number was $38 million. His defense? His "reputation" made up the difference. Kreuger had 400 subsidiaries and used one entity to prop up another through structures nobody could follow. Musk has Tesla, SpaceX, xAI, Neuralink, the Boring Company, and X. He shifts AI talent from Tesla to xAI, has xAI building the brains for Tesla's Optimus robot, and uses X as a megaphone while the algorithm amplifies his narrative to 200 million followers. Kreuger's investors trusted the man, NOT the math. They loved the confidence. They stopped asking questions because the aura of genius made questioning feel foolish. The same psychology applies to Musk's empire today. Kreuger's reckoning took 5 years of forensic auditing after his death. But Musk is providing his in REAL TIME: contradicting his own posts under oath, admitting to the practices he's suing others for, watching his logic collapse under cross-examination. Different decade. Different industry. Same ending. The truth always catches up.

@StephanieHorror Talk about real estate with a view, I'd never leave home.👀😍🖤

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@PlantRobinson C'mon🍕

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@PlantRobinson 6, the weather is going to suck.

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@since67 He can do some real damage.

Unnecessary leg porn:

@CleavageCrumbs The cannons are facing each other, they will cancel each other out, MAD at its maddest.

For the first time in many moons, I present to you, my cannons. Not since the Twitter days have they been seen here. Oh, and I also can make you cry.

@CleavageCrumbs Better the Nugent score than the Amsel Criteria.

Y'all who are curious about that kind of stuff will just have to guess, I suppose. Let's just say that it's better than my credit score and leave it at that.

@PlantRobinson leather.

@PlantRobinson Beats skin cancer, or looking like a piece of shrivelled

This is how I keep my fish belly white complexion. Torgo inspired active women's wear.

@PlantRobinson Saucy empanadas!

I wish someone would bring me some empanadas.

@PlantRobinson Jackass, the final chapter, we have nothing left.

It's the only way he can feel anything.

@PlantRobinson Nice tattoo.

It's Friday, mother fuckers!

@PlantRobinson Fringe, does your reality include zeppelins?

I have a doppelganger that lives in NY. All of these strangers came up to me and acted like they knew me and called me Lauren. She seems really nice. Am I the EVIL TWIN?

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