A Friendly Slacker, PhD

the answer to the question no one asked is: no I ain't dead yet the follow up question no one asked: this is what I've been up to. [jeb bush please clap voice:] give it a look-see if you got a moment and maybe a little boost. thanks 🙏

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the answer to the question no one asked is: no I ain't dead yet the follow up question no one asked: this is what I've been up to. [jeb bush please clap voice:] give it a look-see if you got a moment and maybe a little boost. thanks 🙏

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@EW get his ass

Tom Cruise, ex-husband of AMC ad sensation Nicole Kidman, is encouraging moviegoers to flock to theaters for a 'Barbie' and 'Oppenheimer' double feature. ew.com/movies/tom-cru…

@rabidpandaren seriously lol

@slackerpal Who picks "Material Girl" anyway?

the one about giving head

logging on

@SonOfPootieTang I'll be returning the favor in just a few 🤘

there goes the (cyber) neighborhood 🙄

@LeopardGarrett Sheepman, because electric wool is like a thing (maybe 🤷‍♂️)

Everyone, do yourself a favor and a take moment of your day to ponder Sheepman.

4 stars, great food, cool atmosphere. would be 5 stars but the waitress said something super weird while pouring our water

One of those lyrics you can really feel sometimes.

I'm the type a guy a goose would take one look at and say, "nah, too silly for me."

@EatYrselfFitter did not see that final twist coming at all lmao