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English Fascism,when it arrives, is likely to be of a sedate and subtle kind. Probably a slimy Anglicised form of Fascism, with cultured policemen instead of nazi gorillas and the lion and the unicorn instead of the swastika..... -George Orwell, 1937

Die drängendste Frage unserer Zeit ist wer uns eigentlich regiert. Dutzende Regierungen weltweit setzen zeitgleich erhebliche Freiheitseinschränkungen gegen ihre Bürger durch. Mainstreammedien trommeln dafür. Wer hat die Macht das zu koordinieren?

Are we actually living through the most chaotic era in human history, or are we just the first generation with social media forced to watch every tragedy on earth unfold in real time, and the world has always been this dark, we were just never close enough to see it?

@1ssve Печиво

I’m trying to figure out why people “enjoy” coming in to the office over working from home, cuz there is literally NO valid reason

now introduce an exit tax

yes, we know to join EU a country actually has to hide it’s corruption and not actually investigate it

The ruling class has to destroy social media and the Internet because these were starting to make up for the educational systems they already destroyed. The more people learn about the world, the less they’ll believe the lies justifying its present organization.

Al final Bitlocker para lo único que servía era para enlentecer los equipos y hacer inaccesibles los datos.

У розпал війни, коли бойові дії були в самому зеніті, Тимур, Че Гевара, Вова та Андрій зводили маєтки в кооперативі „Династія“ — в елітному передмісті Києва. Що це каже нам? Це демонструє непохитну віру українського керівництва в нашу перемогу та цілковиту впевненість: ворогу нізащо не підкорити Україну! 😂😂😂

The human body was not meant to endure 2 trump terms in one lifetime

@AS74LifeNumber2 Бля, мы только планировали усадить крыс с хантавирусом на морские дроны!

Ой вей...)

>be plant >cannot run >cannot hide >cannot bite >have spent 400 million years evolving every chemical defence imaginable >oxalates, lectins, phytates, tannins, saponins, glycoalkaloids, goitrogens, protease inhibitors >each one designed specifically to poison, sterilise, blind, paralyse, or otherwise discourage anything that tries to eat you >modern wellness blogger arrives >blends you with banana >posts it on Instagram >captions it "nature's medicine" >tags it # cleaneating >plant: "we have been trying to kill her for 400 million years" >plant: "this is humiliating"

Remember when they used to tell us not to run the water while brushing our teeth because it's wasteful? remember? Now they're data centers.

The World Health Organization now recommends all rats wear masks for the next two weeks to flatten the curve.

San Francisco is banning outdoor smoking because the LAST thing people wanna do is smell a disgusting cigarette while they’re pooping on the sidewalk.

@pocrastinacia Про хуй не согласен, - эксперт по ПорнХаб.

Почему даже в нищих 90х, когда кинематограф был скорее мертв чем жив, у нас получалось снимать хорошее кино, которое все еще хочется пересматривать, а сейчас со всеми супер пупер технологиями, финансированиями от минкульта - хуй да нихуя ничего не получается?

@ObsoleteSony дід

What keeps you listening to CDs in 2026?

@Proton_Pass Надягаю балаклаву перед стрільбою.

What's the most "paranoid" privacy thing (according to others) that you do that you think is justified?

@LundukeJournal ПорнХаб можна переглядати за 2 рочки після початку вивчення openSUSE Linux. Звісно, нічо нового вже не побачите.

The openSUSE Linux project has updated their "Terms of Site" to prohibit anyone under the age of 16 from browsing any website hosted by openSUSE (including documentation and software repositories). "By using this site, you represent that you are at least 16 years of age or the age of majority in your jurisdiction." This rule would prohibit High School computer clubs, and any other minors from researching or using openSUSE Linux.

Los occidentales están dispuestos a perder su cultura, su herencia y su religión para demostrar que son tolerantes con quienes los invaden.