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How it feels being a skinny fat 5'2 Bangladeshi bus driver in Chișinău, Moldova.

Pray for Cabo Verde

People from dysfunctional countries aura farming their ancient past is so cringe. Ok great you were an empire, can you stop littering trash everywhere?

@CommonSentiment Wittgenstein - excellent choice. I would have gone for the PI, but nothing wrong with the TLP of course...

Sitting outside today at the cafe sipping an espresso and enjoying an aristocratic cigarette. Bene. I heard a commotion and glanced up from my copy of Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus to see a homeless “nigger” babbling and making his way toward me. He approached and we locked eyes, he looked manic and dangerous. Casually, I took a drag from my cigarette, lowered my gaze, and said “basta” then shoo’d him away absentmindedly as if he were a hired hand who I had no more use for. He was thunderstruck. He stood there stupidly in silence for a moment, then shambled off in a daze, only finally snapping out of it to harass a woman pushing a baby in a stroller. No matter to me. I turned my attention back to my book and espresso. My cravat looked exquisite.

imagine saying “nothing from my end” here

I shudder to think what happens in those most deprived, rightmost yellow constituencies.

@Peachy_As_Hell Put on a pretty dress, vote reform and we'll see what happens to you.

My voting record: 2023 Locals: 🌹 2024 Locals: 🔶 2024 General Election: 🔶 2026 Locals: 🌹 (anti-Reform Tactical vote)

@shotpianist @arctotherium42 Hopefully just because he had better things to do with his time.

@arctotherium42 Self-purged, it seems. Just as bad, just in a different way.

Nemets getting purged destroys one of the few remaining pillars of anon intellectualism. What a disaster.

@arctotherium42 What the fuck?!

@gertiepopadom Hello beautiful fat goth lady. Imagine if we enslaved the Mexican van workers - they could make tacos forever. Think about it.

no I'll continue going to get burritos from arnedale market as they are very tasty but also come on England 👍🏻

If England games changed to 7pm are boozer still open till 5am? Asking for a mate

@Kumail_Jaffer Hey, it that means the city annexing more territory, I'm all for it.

Burnham is asked what he will offer voters in London and the SE concerned he will be too focused on the North. He says he will hand London "even greater devolved powers...over education, skills, housing and more fiscal devolution.'

Gonna record the England game and watch it at 1am regardless. I haven’t booked Monday off for nothing.

@ldrladtwo Fascinating.

and last one in Crete we were on a boat and we're at the bar and he sees a girl maybe my age (17-19) with a small top on like the one attached but yellow and she had a larger chest and I SAW HIM VIDEO HER. He helt down the power button to start recording

@ldrladtwo @CharlieP2304 Corrrr

@CharlieP2304 ITV says it's back on at 1am so

Weve actually been robbed of a nationwide 1am piss up

@ch_1415 @CharlieP2304 It was actually going to be mental :(

@CharlieP2304 Was actually pretty excited for a rare 1am Buzzing London