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women shouldn’t have to wear deodorant or shave their arm pits and they should let me sit next to them on the bus especially when it’s humid out
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When I was in high school I would buy these for my fat friend daily and would force him to eat it in less than 30 seconds right before gym class or else I wouldn’t buy any more for him and he would cry about having a stomach ache every class
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Sorry I’m distracted right now with being occupied
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This game was fun asf I would swim around with women in my teeth for a really long time
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I have these 22yr old neighbors and they always call the the goat and tell me I’m really cool and as someone pushing 30 it’s become really important to me
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Got my dick sucked and after she threw up so hard she got a nosebleed ☹️
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You know how you can look at some people and you can tell just they’re a teacher?
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I love abusing waiters. Go get me another beer. And hop on one foot on your way to the bar, bitch
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Just told a girl I’m antisemitic and she was Jewish again sigh
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This dude is totally over feeding his girlfriend and it’s really ruining my sex with her
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I RESTRICTED MY SON'S SCREEN TIME TO NOTHING BUT SNAPCHAT DISCOVER STORIES AND HE'S BEGUN TO KILL NEIGHBORHOOD CATS ON SIGHT LIKE A PITBULL
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Was at a wedding and the brides mother told me it “was supposed to be you up there”
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@cockIuver Let us fix that for you princess
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We were talking about killing her ex husband for his life insurance and house
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I think I almost just fucked my dental hygienist
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Anyway. Enough about you
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Convinced my buddy to warm up his soup in the air fryer
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I miss joy
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I replied to my coworkers story “I want hole” and I guess it posted as a comment
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Black guys just told me I walk like Bruce Lee
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