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@dakacki @blocks This! Over and over this! You are not your job!

Dear remaining @blocks employees, do not think for a minute just b/c you missed the chopping block that you won’t be next at the whim of a madman. The only thing you can & should be doing is padding the everloving fuck out of your personal emergency funds. We are all disposable.

@4enzikat0r @Tesco I think it is time for the " hit it with a hammer" tactic. Or maybe we can go old school and cut the lid off with a knife. But I'm real invested now I want to see how this thing works!

@syntax976 @Tesco Copilot seems to think this is a ‘resealable can lid’ I’d have considered it a Tesco security tag to stop stealing (even though the cans next to it at the same price & % didn’t have them) if I hadn’t deliberately gone to the human counter to pay & the cashier didn’t remove it 🤷‍♀️

Help! I thought I’d try this cider… Internet & AI both tell me this futuristic cap thing ‘just lifts off’ & underneath is a standard ring pull It does NOT ‘just lift off’. It doesn’t unscrew. I can’t even prize it off - I tried & dented the can. Pls help! Bought from @Tesco

@4enzikat0r @Tesco I can't even find it on the internet!

@syntax976 @Tesco Yes! In the shop I thought it might be a way to make the can reseal, which would have been cool. But no. It twists (but doesn’t unscrew)

I was recently laid off, so I’m officially open to new opportunities. If you need a Hacker, or a teachable moment using Red Team tactics. I can also be a trainer, community builder & liaison. I want more than a job I need a company & purpose I can believe in. Please share! 💜🤗💜

@dakacki I feel this so hard!!!!!!!

It’s a weird juxtaposition of emotions to sometimes look around at life and be like “I’ve seen enough let’s wrap this shit up” but then also discover new hobbies in my 40’s and think “there’s so much cool shit to learn, I hope I have enough time.”

Anthem for 2026

@RedAZFern @dakacki I have done this after dealing with extra hot hatch green chiles. That is a mistake you make only once!!!!!!

@dakacki Luckily you didn't have to use the restroom before you touched your eyes.

TIL to wash my fucking hands immediately after handling a jalapeño

@dakacki @SwiftOnSecurity I have, at the moment 10 sets of headphones. I might have a problem.....

@syntax976 @SwiftOnSecurity I don’t have a problem. I can stop whenever I want.

Few months back maybe @SwiftOnSecurity got y’all turned onto the Sony MX headphones. I’ve had my XM4’s for years and they still bang. While I’m waiting for a repair part, testing out the XM6’s, was totally just gonna return them. Until I turned them on. SWEET JEEBUS.

@dakacki @dustrial I know @hamster has a couple intro to KiCad talks that aRe on YouTube I think from SaintCon and DEF CON.

My weekends got a lot more enjoyable when I forcibly block all distractions for mindless scrolling. Desktop backgrounds/mat by @dustrial.

@rekdt I got recognized at a brewery here where I live just after I moved here. Turns out they saw me play at DEF CON and were in town for work it was surreal!

Was just sitting here at the airport doomscrolling the hellscape that is bird app when I hear “excuse me, are you rekdt” and y’all, I will never get used to being recognized places And of course I always have stickers with me

@ellwoodthewood @icbkr @lintile I don't do regex!

@icbkr @lintile Idk, @syntax976 ?

Wait till this guy hears about the * in a regex

@medus4_cdc I would suggest a silk or well seasoned hemp rope.

My husband has injured his back (bulging disc) and it's making his sciatica act up, but he won't stop trying to do things like yard work and laundry. I keep trying to do things for him, he won't let me? So anyway, need recommendations for ways to tie him to a comfy chair

@M0nkeyDrag0n @djjackalope You know you could always move out here to New Mexico and not have to worry about people stomping on the floor above you because nothing is two stories here lol

@djjackalope More space is gonna make a huge difference. I'm excited. Although the person above me stomps when they walk...gonna have to chat with them and see if perhaps they can take it easy at night at least. 🫠🐒🐉

As clean as the day I arrived. Nice to finally move on to a new chapter at a new place. I hope all who I know, those who I've just met, and are yet to meet are having as good of a day they can. I care about y'all. Much love my friends.

I'm so excited to share this awesome day of music for an amazing cause: big thanks to @syntax976 and everyone volunteering their time to help Freqout and his family!! Tune in and help a hacker family in need!

So if you missed @defcon but wanted to feel like you were there with @LunaSylumDancer and I check this out!!!!! youtu.be/2ijx7PO2-fw?si…

For those who know Freqout, he's an amazing man and an OG hacker-from Boston to New Hack City. His family has experienced unimaginable tragedy recently, and this is to help with their hospital and funeral expenses. Give or share! gofundme.com/f/supporting-t…

@Haxo1ot1 Done! I will now implement this at my work!!!!!!

Petition to start referring to after hours pentest assessments as Nocturnal e-Missions.

@dakacki Let's go!!!!!!!!

Happy 30th anniversary to Hackers. Bravo. Absolute classic. That’s cool and all but who wants to throw an absolute rager with me in 2031 for the 30th of Swordfish?