Midwest Tinkle Toad 🐸

Throwback to Gaga in 2019 Vegas. Can’t wait to see her in Toronto!

is this the pink friday tour??

@PanderShirts As a Michigan man, it’s just a quick lil drive away

I can’t conceptualize myself as living in the Midwest

@BasedIllinoisan Top or bottom?

Going to the game tonight

⁦@McDonalds⁩ I’m about to catch a charge refilling my Diet Coke gtfo

🚨 CALLING IT NOW: This will eat Euphoria’s nachos and be the standout WTF show of the year tv.apple.com/us/show/margos…

Who’s the diva on my pirated website asking for the new Rhode Island girls 😂

May man needs to hurry up and come home from work, I need to bust inside him stat

@justin_al3x Drink some wattaa

do i have a headache? yes! am i being a whiny little bitch baby about it? yoouuuuu betcha!

@cfree94 Oh real, and they told me a 3rd cat would solve the issue… it did 🤡

@tinkletoad real

this dog trainer just said it would cost me $4,200 to fix my puppy’s severe separation anxiety and i almost said yes

@alealejandro_28 Looks amazing! Paws up!

I had so many people coming up to me and complimenting my outfit, asking for pictures, and to be in their TikTok videos 🥹 I worked really hard sewing, gluing, and beading my outfit from the eyes down to the boots. Thank you for all the compliments 🫶🏼

@giootweets My dick is so soft after @hello_cake though

Madonna's Confessions 2 is already gagging everyone.

@joturp27 Market days has the better lineup

What is this lineup mama?

@iluvoutsellingu Pop off king 👑

I AINT SORRY FOR SHIT MAGA LMFAO

@drewsul_ Boy kibble

i will get lean i will get lean i will get lean i will get lean i will get lean i will get lean

@homohoedown What’s the tarot card for being horny?

in bed bush out listening to tarot readings on tiktok

@jomaticaaa ☠️

the restaurant offered to play Lady Gaga for us and then played “Til It Happens To You” 😭😭😭😭

@ocenblvdvinyl My eyes are wandering to….

Just got off clinical. Time to lay in bed the rest of the day😩