dih cheney

she was real as hell for this

Aquela cena de fleabag que fala que as mulheres nascem com a dor embutida e carregam isso a vida toda enquanto os homens precisam procurar a dor deles aí criam deuses demonios e provocam guerras

@IsabellaAmara1 protection from sea bears

see what happens when you do drugs? you age gracefully.

Please dont joke about suicide. Thats how my brother died. From joking about suicide

President Gore is the only 75+ year old person I’s support for President. It’s revenge time for 2000 and all the chaos since then

Honestly this is a completely fair counterpoint lmao

It’s a cosmic tragedy and also somehow perfectly fitting that Zohran is like the only major politician in America who actually does anything and he can’t be president

Getting out of jury duty by insisting I was involved with the crime

You can just tell when someones never had a job that made them mop

AL GORE 2028 IS REAL

No one talks about how hard it is being a bad person Like i have all of this guilt and remorse for my wrongdoings

me getting ready to spew out the most insane propaganda if al gore decides to run in 2028

Type of shit google was showing me when I was 9 years old with unlimited internet access

Fetty Wap, Steph Curry and ISIS literally ran the world in 2015