fun fact: Peter did this photoshoot having no idea that Playgirl was a gay magazine.
☀️✨𝓐𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓪 𝓙𝓪𝓭𝓮✨🌙@Walrus_simp
"Goth has never been sexual" get your puritanical take on goth away from my mother and father.
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I'm Going To Become A Monkey
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@type___e
watch his skillful little hands manipulating the walnut | I write sometimes
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without checking I'm just gonna assume that all those weird channels circa 2022 where they were making like 8 layer chicken finger quesadillas topped with chili and eating them directly off a McMansion's ping-pong-table-sized kitchen island have pivoted to 24/7 race war content.
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one thing about milennials is they love chicken pot pie. can't ever get enough chicken pot pie. in the 90s they had vending machines in schools dispensing hot chicken pot pies, and they'd just munch on em while heading to class, spilling gravy and causing countless injuries.
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these cops are so mad at me because i’m sipping apple juice from a fleshlight and that’s technically not illegal. they just have to stand there and watch like a couple of bozos.
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@finitedonkeys a lesser man would be tempted to reevaluate his beliefs but that's just what the perfidious left want. for the sake of liberal democracy you must disbelieve your lying eyes.
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We should throw you into a combine harvester man.
Luis Garicano 🇪🇺🇺🇦@lugaricano
Many of us, liberal Europeans, spent decades pushing back against the European extreme left's cartoon version of America ( it's all oil/ imperialism/getting rich at the expense of others) and then one dumb administration walks in and performs the caricature to perfection.
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I have often wondered what I would do if I met a "developer". what do they eat? is it permitted to touch them?
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are we still doing "I think I hauve covid"?
Timeless Classics@ticlassics
“Construction Worker” by Vladimir Serov, 1964
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Eaten by a creature?
Call UN - DIGEST
We can get some people back!
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evidence that chewbacca is mexican:
-speaks in a language the audience isn’t supposed to understand
-big hairy dude
-just an all round cool guy. like just chill as fuck
-fought against the empire
-fought against the confederates
-not appreciated as much as the white americans
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you know something ive just realised is that Star Wars draws on a lot of western genre imagery, and oftentimes the bandolier is associated with the mexican gunslinger. is chewbacca mexican?
ToyBaller@BallerToy1327
I have no idea. ##StarWars
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Hot take: The songs and poems in The Lord of the Rings books are good and should not be skipped over.
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I like that none of the kids Arnold had with that Kennedy mutant look like him in the least but the one he squirted into the housekeeper is practically his clone.
New York Post@nypost
Arnold Schwarzenegger helping train love child at Venice gym for bodybuilding debut trib.al/GI9jT6N
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when I'm stressed I calm down by switching my internal monologue to the most soothing voice I know (Spanish language Homer Simpson).
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the next big food trend is the Bean Bar. a long bar with dozens of types of cooked beans, allowing you to assemble a bean salad to your liking.
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‘she had a disease’ by brianna di monda @wanna_bri
burialmagazine.neocities.org/shehadadisease
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a prim, gawky, dull eyed mouse beats out a confident, sharp-witted woman with a sensual smile just cause she's slightly younger and a redhead. pfeh. get some taste.
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let's be for real here Pulaski is way hotter than Crusher.
Goatstein@MandelaFace
Dr. Pulaski in season 2 of Star Trek TNG is a character that's perhaps unique in all of television. One of our main actresses left so we replaced her with someone who's much older and less attractive. Insane. Harvey Weinstein would have your body thrown into a quarry
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@allamericanrube she knew ball. that fucker took some humanoid officer's job.
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