…just me, JC & I HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE

@LauraLoomer Dear Lube Muppet for Trump, Is the dumpstering or guzzling that blinds you? Media won't report on it b/c 250,000,000 Americans took a shit this morning that was more news worthy than anything that comes out of your piehole Sincerly, The American People Fed Up With Your Shit🖤

A stroke or heart attack could easily stop this war.

SCOTUS justice Alito death watch Day 1.

@C__Herridge @SecWar Certified cunt

NEW: @SecWar has asked Gen. Randy George, the Army Chief of Staff, to step down. A covid vaccine injured soldier says Gen. George "ignored" her case until our investigation exposed military records linking her three heart attacks to the mRNA vaccine. At the age of 24, @StancikKaroline’s heart injuries were so severe she needed a pacemaker. During the Biden Administration, Stancik was wrongly throw off orders and lost her military medical insurance. After our investigation, Stancik was finally medically retired and received some back pay. Stancik says she is still working with the @DeptVetAffairs to resolve her medical debt.

@BasedMikeLee That's not the 14th Amendment dumbass

The Fourteenth Amendment doesn’t say what the far left wishes it said Didn’t mean that then Still doesn’t mean that today

Stop saying vaginas get “loose” from sex. The vagina is a muscle that naturally expands and then returns to its usual state; sex doesn’t permanently change its shape. It’s not a weak piece of skin that gets “stretched out” by a penis. And when a guy brags about how “tight” that girl/woman was, he’s really admitting she wasn’t fully aroused because proper arousal actually relaxes those muscles.

Next month is my birthday, but every holiday in May breaks me. I found my mom dying on Mother's Day (adding to the weight of it being mothers day at all) and she died from COVID on Memorial day. The whole month is extremely heavy.

@MatthwDayton Our common loss played out so similarly. Next month is also my b-day. The last time I saw mom in a lucid state was on Mother's Day. Two weeks later, Memorial Day, my birthday, we expected to lose her, but she held on 1 more week...i believe so as not to destroy my birthday💜

Hey World, You remember when you did that Nuremberg thing? Yeah, we need you to do that again.

@Suzierizzo1 I love how they specify they are charging sellers, like it doesn't affect customers. Just be honest and say our Amazon purchases are increasing 3.5%

Thanks to Trump and his War with Iran Starting on April 17th Amazon will now start charging sellers a 3.5% Fuel and Logistics related surcharge which means everything you buy from them just got more expensive!

@elonmusk Still on the ketamine, eh spanky?

Inspiring new merch idea: rocket pocket underpants! 🚀 🩳 Underpants with a handy pocket for your rocket, which contains a real scale model rocket with an easy pull out ability. Guaranteed to be a hit at parties!

So, what is everyone having for dinner?

Is the Bondi firing just another Trump distraction? Eyes open people!

@pappybest Uh... Yeah!

Dear @DAGToddBlanche, You are aware, that you are now required to "shake that little ass", when you leave the Oval Office now.

Three pack of peeps at @Target… TEN FUCKING DOLLARS! Fuck that. I’ll go get a bag of cheap marshmallows, drop some food coloring and roll them in sugar.

To the people of the United States of America

@KristiNoem @EnvoyNoem The world is laughing at your whoring ass

@dionnewarwick @jaketapper 💯

There are far too many fools for the day to be funny.

I salute NASA and all astronauts in their missions to further science and humanity. All good wishes go with you in your mission and today’s launch 🚀 Watch at: nasa.gov

@mrddmia When you are wasting away at Terre Haute (USP Terre Haute) in the Special Confinement Unit (SCU) awaiting your sentence for treason to be carried out

Serious question: At what point do we just tell activist judges to fuck off?