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Kobe Bryant is the goat 🐐 ♾️

I know damn well her parents didn’t name her ‘Mexican scientist.’ What’s with these headlines? in 2026.

He could give me that $55k one time and never have to pay her again lol.

“If you don’t believe you shouldn’t be here” - Luka 💯

@TheHoopCentral How is he not front runner for MVP?

LUKA DONCIC OVER THE LAST 7 GAMES: 38.1 PPG 9.1 RPG 8.0 APG 2.0 SPG 1.0 BPG 48.6% FG 40.4% 3P 37.4 MPG ABSOLUTELY UNREAL NUMBERS. 🔥🔥🔥

Luka for MVP

i'll listen to Future after somebody calls him overrated and I'm like there's no way you're hearing what I'm hearing

“Trump is just a puppet, that mean looking j*w motherf*cker”

This isn't comedy, she's passing a message most of yall need to hear

Somebody in the super chat asked Bhen if he be having niggas pop up in his dreams the way Lamar did w/ Kobe , and niggas was weak for 3 minutes straight 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Luka is allowing just 0.84 points per possession in 109 isolations 🔒 That’s nearly identical to Amen Thompson… and better than Jaden McDaniels & OG Anunoby 👀 (via @KellyIko)

sometimes you just need a consistent sex partner not a relationship

i will fck the sht out of you & still just be your friend😭

@NBA This nigga cold

ARE YOU SERIOUS, STEPHON CASTLE?? Just RIDICULOUS handles 🤯

Dad …. How good was PLAYOFF KOBE ? 🤔 1. Only 1 player in NBA history has 600+ points in 3 straight post seasons … ➡️ Kobe 2. Only 1 player in NBA Finals history averaged 32+ points and 7+ rebounds in a winning effort facing a DPOY. ➡️ Kobe 3. Only 1 player in NBA history won back-to-back Finals MVP and championships without a top 75 teammate. ➡️ Kobe 4. Only 1 player in NBA playoff history had back-to-back 45+ points and 10+ rebound games. ➡️ Kobe (48-16 & 45-10) 5. Only 1 player in NBA playoff history has averaged 33-7-7 against the number 1 defense in the league and swept them. ➡️ Kobe (vs. Spurs 2001) 6. Only 1 player in NBA playoff history has dominated his Conference Finals Playoffs for a 10-year span as Kobe did the Western Conference from 2000-2010, going 7-0 in that span, averaging 29-6-6. ➡️ Kobe 7. Only 1 player has beaten 25-50 win playoff teams in NBA history. ➡️ Kobe (Most in NBA History) 8. Only 1 player in NBA history has 30+ steals, 100+ rebounds, 100+ assists, 600+ points in 3 straight playoff runs. ➡️ Kobe 9. One player holds the NBA record with an astounding 86% of playoff opponents being 50+ win teams! ➡️ Kobe *** For context, Michael Jordan had the second toughest postseason opponents with 67% of his opponents being 50+ win teams. 10. Without Shaq or a 20-point scorer, only 1 player has gone to 8 playoffs, with 13 playoff series wins, 3 Finals, with 2 championships. ➡️ Kobe *** For context: - Jordan without Pippen went to 3 playoffs, 0 playoff series wins, 0 Finals, 0 championships. - LeBron without either AD, or Kyrie and Kevin Love or Bosh and Wade … 0 rings. - Kareem without Oscar or Magic, 0 rings. - Magic without Kareem, Worthy, Scott, 0 rings. - Bird without McHale, DJ, Parrish, 0 rings. 11. The NBA postseason record for most points over a 3-year playoff run by a single player is 1999 points by … ➡️ Kobe All while facing defensive superteams, hard playoff double and triple teams, smack in the middle of the deadball slowest-paced, lowest-scoring era, where, for example, the final score of games in the Finals was 83-79. 12. The NBA record for most consecutive points scored in a Finals game is 23 by … ➡️ Kobe (Vs. the Number 1 Defense in the league) 13. The most 30-point playoff games in a single postseason (15 in 2009), in the last 30 years, and the NBA record for the most 30-point road playoff games in a single postseason (9 in 2009) is held by …. ➡️ Kobe *** No player in NBA playoff history faced tougher defenders than Kobe in 2009, starting with Utah with Carlos Boozer & Kirilenko & Brewer, defensive specialists with a tough defensive coach, then facing the Rockets with Ron Artest, Shane Battier, Yao Ming, Dikembe Mutombo, then vs. Denver with Chauncey Billups, Dhantay Jones, Nene, Birdman, Kenyon Martin, and Carmelo, all bodies to throw at Kobe with hard foul after another, including dirty fouls, and then in the Finals to meet the DPOY Dwight Howard, who was dominant, with excellent perimeter defenders in Mickael Pietrus and Rashard Lewis, with Marcin Gortat, yet another big at the post.

@NightcapShow_ yall crazy thinking bean can’t win 1on1

Kobe never hesitated when asked about a 1-on-1 matchup with LeBron. "1-on-1, that's easy for me... I'd do that in my sleep." (via @TheTruth8240)

I know how to be alone.

Unless you Samoan

Jamal Shead better than me I woulda booked Jania for a club appearance and had her in my section THAT night .