Jonathan Dalrymple

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Jonathan Dalrymple

Jonathan Dalrymple

@veritech

iPhone & Mac Developer, Sinophile, Economist, Photographer, Renowned Comedian, Global Traveller, Conspiracy Theorist.

London Tham gia Nisan 2008
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Jonathan Dalrymple
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@alexmwanzo Did you chose to use a container for security, or did the RoRo's have an issue with an EV? Also, Congrats! We also thank you for your generous donation to the republic, haha
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TurboDiesel@alexmwanzo·
My babies are here .
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Alfayaz 11@Alfayaz11·
Good people, I am delighted to inform you that the cake for my brother @MuriraKinoti and his Team @KURAroads has been ordered and i am informed they will receive it tomorrow to spice up their weekend. I just hope since I kept my word, they will at least reciprocate and do some little work here. I am a man of my word as I’ve said. #ReclaimNairobi
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Aish@AishwaryaDevv·
For people who keep asking how to deploy a simple static HTML personal blog: 1. Buy a .io domain for $70/year 2. Provision 3 AWS EC2 instances 3. Setup a multi-region Kubernetes cluster 4. Write 4,000 lines of Terraform config 5. Deploy a high-availability Kafka event stream 6. Rewrite the backend API in Rust 7. Containerize everything with Docker 8. Set up Grafana and Prometheus for observability 9. Implement an enterprise-grade CI/CD pipeline 10. Configure a distributed Redis caching layer 11. Setup PagerDuty alerts for 99.999% uptime 12. Realize the site only gets 1 visitor a month 13. Forget how to center a div in CSS 14. Abandon the project completely
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Jonathan Dalrymple@veritech·
Nairobi - kisumu - Kampala - Mbale - Eldoret - Nairobi 🚗😴🇰🇪🇺🇬.
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Jonathan Dalrymple@veritech·
@brokensuit44 How much would you charge to touch up a few scratches on a black Mazda. Let’s say 5 or so small scratches, the largest being approximately 1-2mm wide and 10cm long. Just looking for a ballpark estimate atm. Japan has met Boda bodas!
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AI Panda@AIPandaX·
My best engineer stopped complaining about our massive tech debt. I told myself they had finally accepted the roadmap. Six months later, I understood what they were actually telling me:
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Ryan Carson@ryancarson·
100% of dev is going to be done in sandboxes in the cloud, controlled by kanban boards. Trust me, I love my local machine and gorgeous mac apps, but all of it is just a terrible form factor for running a team of agents effectively.
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Andrej Karpathy
Andrej Karpathy@karpathy·
Cool chart showing the ratio of Tab complete requests to Agent requests in Cursor. With improving capability, every point in time has an optimal setup that keeps changing and evolving and the community average tracks the point. None -> Tab -> Agent -> Parallel agents -> Agent Teams (?) -> ??? If you're too conservative, you're leaving leverage on the table. If you're too aggressive, you're net creating more chaos than doing useful work. The art of the process is spending 80% of the time getting work done in the setup you're comfortable with and that actually works, and 20% exploration of what might be the next step up even if it doesn't work yet.
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Michael Truell@mntruell

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Aakash Gupta
Aakash Gupta@aakashgupta·
John Collison told a London audience last year that Stripe averaged 8,015 pull requests per week across ~3,400 engineers. That’s 2.3 PRs per engineer per week, actually below the industry average of 3.5. Now 1,300 of those weekly PRs are fully AI-generated. Zero human-written code. That’s the equivalent output of ~565 engineers, running 24/7, triggered by a Slack message, spinning up isolated dev environments in 10 seconds, and producing review-ready code that passes CI. Stripe’s median engineer total comp sits around $270K. Those 565 “phantom engineers” would cost ~$150M per year in compensation alone. Instead, they run on compute that costs a fraction of that. And this went from 1,000 to 1,300 in a single week. A 30% increase in AI engineering output with no hiring pipeline, no onboarding, no equity grants. The companies that figure out how to build this internal tooling layer, the MCP servers and pre-warmed sandboxes and 400+ tool integrations, are creating a compounding advantage that gets wider every quarter. The companies waiting for off-the-shelf solutions will be buying what Stripe already built three generations ago. Every engineering leader should be reading the blog post, then asking their team one question: what percentage of our PRs could look like this in 12 months?
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Over 1,300 Stripe pull requests merged each week are completely minion-produced, human-reviewed, but contain no human-written code (up from 1,000 last week). How we built minions: stripe.dev/blog/minions-s….

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can@can·
lol I still find it funny that more than 10 years ago, I was having anxiety attacks from having to implement a PDF viewer from scratch on a Mac app and then found PSPDFKit and followed him online and now he’s the OpenClaw guy
Peter Steinberger 🦞@steipete

The funniest take is that I "failed" 43 times when people look at my GitHub repos and projects. Uhmm... no? Most of these are part of @openclaw, I had to build an army to make it useful. github.com/steipete/

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Jonathan Dalrymple@veritech·
@brokensuit44 They aren’t as common as the KF2P or the KFEP, but they aren’t too rare. I imported mine directly, and saw 5+ every week. Rarely saw one with a sunroof! What was the total price?
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ForPitsSake@brokensuit44·
Man have a looked for this car. Turns out that the 2500 turbo petrol CX5 in AWD is rare. You get a lot of 2WDs however. Finally got one jana and jumped on quick. Anways, purchased something nice today.
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Md Ismail Šojal 🕷️@0x0SojalSec·
Chinese scientists have developed, The best shortest-path algorithm in 41 years! A team from Tsinghua University has broken Dijkstra's "sorting barrier" - the first improvement since 1984. Just use for a world-map 🤯 Paper - arxiv.org/pdf/2504.17033
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joowon@n0w00j·
People think a $10m Seed Round is freedom to build whatever you want. After legal fees (because VC makes you pay their lawyers with the funding):$9,800,000 and $25,000/mo Office $20,000/mo for 10x engineers $0 for SaaS from startup deals (bless) $5,000/mo Doordash $20,000/mo 401k $1,000/mo for 10 offshore engineers $1,500,000 for Launch video $200,000 for quarterly offsite $4,000,000 for gambling in Vegas for a unknown, esoteric conference no one cares about You really only have 8-12 months of runway. Never get comfortable founders.
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Massimo@Rainmaker1973·
No cameras. No sensors. Just Wi-Fi reading human movement. Researchers at Carnegie Mellon University have developed a system that uses standard WiFi routers to detect human movement through walls—without any cameras. By applying AI and DensePose model, the system turns WiFi signals into detailed maps of body posture in real time.
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Chester@chesterzelaya·
sub 40ms full-self-driving pipeline prompt: “find the bike and land” > zero pre-mapping > running real-time on a $100 drone
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Jonathan Dalrymple@veritech·
Clearing my schedule so I can be the first to comment "Are you listening in 2026" to all of my favourite Youtube music videos.
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Jonathan Dalrymple@veritech·
So far my experience of life in Kenya has taught me that there is probably nothing that you can't do via Whatsapp & Mpesa.
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