AnonyMoose

@michellexotters 90% of the time, I'd prefer you looking like you do 90% of the time (hanging around the house, going to get coffee, etc). 10% of the time, I prefer you looking like you do 10% of the time, for when we go out and do something fancy. I guess I prefer you looking the way you want.

Let me which you prefer

@PublicationOrdr Maybe Kenobi is like the Smith or Jones of the Star Wars universe.

Obi-Wan coming up with an alias: er... my name is Ben... er... Kenobi. Cassian Andor coming up with an alias: my name is Varian Skye. I spent months at a fashion school, I learned to sew and tailor, I have created an extensive portfolio of designs I can present at length...

@girldrawsghosts Definitely. Honorable mentions go to Nicholas Cage and Halle Berry.

@girldrawsghosts I picture John Cena as Mega Man.

@prem_thakker It wasn't a cognitive test, it was a restaurant's kid's activity sheet he did while waiting for his happy meal.

I think we are missing the funniest possibility here being that he actually hasn’t taken any cognitive tests

Happy 1st of May everyone! youtu.be/WzZaJDg6E0A?si…

@UnknownJay56521 @HowlingMel @OrevaZSN What the ACTUAL FUCK are you talking about??? Why would you think I'm a Trump supporter for this?

@HowlingMel @virtua_sloth @OrevaZSN Shut the fuck up pedophile worshipper

The minimum wage is meant to be the lowest wage you can live on and afford housing. So, for everyone saying "it's not meant to be that," yes, it is. That's why it's called the minimum wage.

The county just mowed the roadside in June, and an entire generation of monarch caterpillars went with it. In a lot of America, the strip of grass and wildflowers along rural roads is the last place milkweed still grows. Farm fields got sprayed. Suburbs got paved. The roadside ditch is where ground-nesting bobolinks, meadowlarks, pheasants, and bumblebee queens raise their young because almost nothing else is left. June and early July are peak nesting season. They are also when most counties run their mowers. A pheasant nest in early July still has eggs in it 21% of the time. A monarch caterpillar in June is 11 days from becoming a butterfly. The mower doesn't know. The mower keeps going. But there's a fix. Counties that delay roadside mowing until after July 15, mow at higher cutting heights (8–12 inches), use flushing bars on equipment, and target only the visibility-critical edges instead of the entire shoulder have seen big results. Iowa, Minnesota, and Washington have programs along these lines. Most states don't. If you live in a county that mows everything in June, call your county supervisor. Ask for a mowing delay until late summer. Most rural counties have never heard the request and would consider it. The roadside isn't a lawn. It's the last refuge for a lot of species we keep wondering why we don't see anymore.

@girldrawsghosts This is her sitting infront of a mirror before every TV appearance.

@StopTweetingMia I'm reminded of...

@StopTweetingMia It's amazing how many different groups you can offender at once. It's a real talent.

someone assumed this post was anti trans men and got mad at me for no reason someone else assumed it was anti women someone else assumed it was racist someone else assumed it was supporting genocide when all I said was that harassing trans women is bad actually

@monistreams Are you sure it's food poisoning? That's not normal.

it’s been 4 days and i’m still out here throwing up from my food poisoning 😭 i just want this to end

Is this anything

I get it that people are sick of the constant sequels and remakes, but if you want to get something different, go see the non-franchise movies when they're out in the theatre.

To figure out why Cole Allen did what he did, I obtained a copy of his resume and talked to his former friends. The portrait that emerges is unlike what the White House is saying: kenklippenstein.com/p/assassin-was…

And there you have it, folks.

@empress_kiyana Really? Oof

my biggest red flag is that I named myself after league of legends

@girldrawsghosts Looks like they modelled him after Alan Ritchson.

@SirSnipeyy She was just the most prominent female character at the time, and was presented as a badass.

In a franchise with Leia Organa, Padme Amidala, Ahsoka Tano, Jyn Erso, Mon Mothma, Sabine Wren, Hera Syndulla, and Rey Skywalker- who the HELL thinks of Cara Dune as the most popular female SW character 😭