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Should’ve left my phone at home cuz this is a disaster

Paparazzi stalking lawmakers ruining the country > paparazzi stalking celebrities minding their business We’ve been utilizing this profession incorrectly

This TMZ pivot might put them back on the map ‘If you see one of the 535 members of Congress on vacation during Easter Break’ “Take a picture and send it to us”

@tcareuhborni Silo. Ted Lasso. The Afterparty. Morning Show. Hijack. Presumed Innocent. Prime Target. Five Days at Memorial. The Studio. F1. Greatest Beer Run Ever. The Lost Bus. Tetris.

instead of antidepressants prescribe mediterranean summer

Day 1: it's going to take a couple of days Day 20: ok we need 200 billion dollars

guys we do NOT want USPS privatized… it’s a public service benefitting everyone

The most important Oscar speech tonight wasn’t about film. The director of “Mr. Nobody Against Putin” just said this from the stage: “You lose your country through countless small acts of complicity. When we act complicit when a government murders people on the streets. When oligarchs take over the media and control how we produce and consume it. We all face a moral choice. But even a nobody is more powerful than you think.” He was talking about Russia. The audience knew he was talking about America too. Elon Musk owns the platform you’re reading this on. David Ellison is buying CNN — Pete Hegseth said it will be “far better” when he does. The DOGE deposition videos were removed from YouTube. The Epstein files are sealed. The Pentagon won’t release a casualty count. Countless small acts of complicity. That’s how you lose it. A nobody is more powerful than you think. Never stop connecting the dots.

Why is my tummy hurting, I’ve had my regular diet of nothing but caffeine and sugar this morning

what you have to understand about lindsey graham is that he is actively trying to go to hell because that's where he thinks all the gay guys are

having thoughts

Tweet of the year?

I want a Democratic Party where the left sounds like Mamdani and AOC, the center sounds like Talarico, and the right sounds like Osborn and Ossoff. Different styles, same mission: economic policies for the working class. Build a coalition against the Oligarchs.

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Pot, kettle

Lo que pasó hoy con Anthropic y el Pentágono no es tecnología. Es política. Es poder. Es el debate más importante quizas de nuestras vidas, disimulado detrás de un contrato de software. Y lo estamos mirando como meros espectadores, como si fuera un partido de fútbol mas de una tarde de domingo.

The Emperor’s New Groove (2000) is pure comedic chaos in the best way. It moves at sitcom speed, commits to every absurd joke, and somehow turns a selfish emperor into a genuinely earned character arc.

normalize being a slut and a hopeless romantic at the same time

The worst part of being single is when the dog is comfortable and snuggled up with me but I need a drink and there’s no one to get it for me