Marc Webster

@MooseAllain @theblokemark livens up many a dull day in the office by regularly coming out with these beauties while on the phone. Yes, I keep a list.

@christorlynch1 @theashrb Did it make you feel proud?

@theashrb I do! I performed at the opening ceremony. Spent some time with Salman Rushdie before, and had lunch with Heather Small.

Who remembers when the Millennium Dome (now the O2) opened? 😅

@JacquiDeevoy1 Yes it is. Presumably you’re doing this for engagement though, so hopefully everyone who reads this nonsense mutes you, like I’m about to do now

Meningitis is NOT contagious, so what’s with all the nonsense? As my friend Kat Watkins says on FB today: “Meningitis is an infection in the brain caused by toxins passing the blood brain barrier. You cannot 'catch' it, it's not contagious 🙄🙄 So all this closing of schools is just theatre. It's to scare you into making sure you jab yourselves and your kids up. How many of those who have presented with meningitis, had the covid vax? Since its a side effect? As well as a side effect of many other jabs 🤷🤷”

@M1K3997 Never trust a man who eats his own fingers

@EricLDaugh @TRobinsonNewEra is The Churchill of our time.

🚨 BREAKING: President Trump just ENDED UK PM Keir Starmer's whole career in the Oval Office *Turns around*: "I'm DISAPPOINTED. You see that man right there? Know who that is? The late, great WINSTON CHURCHILL." "Unfortunately, Keir Starmer is NOT Winston Churchill." 🔥🔥

@tufty_club * binfluencers

Who says that we aren't 'influencers?' bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@koshercockney I drank coffee with my non-dominant hand this morning and it’s really annoyed me because I always thought I’d find out I was dead by seeing Sheffield United win at Wembley

14,000,000 views and 88,000 likes on a picture of a human with four fingers and a thumb.

@HalTheBlade @SheffUnitedWay @IngoodNick17 All the best Halbert. Hope things are alright out there

Some Personal News: It's with a heavy heart that I have decided to step away from the @SheffUnitedWay It's been great fun, I am forever grateful to @IngoodNick17 for giving me the opportunity to chat about the club I love. We've had some great times. It's in very safe hands ❤️⚔️

@KNG_Demonda @HalTheBlade @SheffUnitedWay @IngoodNick17 Read this as ‘lunch’ and thought you were talking about his sandwiches for a minute

@HalTheBlade @SheffUnitedWay @IngoodNick17 Such a special bunch

@leathergregory @JoeStephenson96 @alelliott88 @mcandidate @mrtnmwdsly You’ve got to think the room will have a good trouser press though. He should take all his trousers just in case

@alelliott88 @mcandidate @mrtnmwdsly Guy who books a holiday inn gig

guy who goes to this

@whorememberspod @wolf_cries_boy Got three quarters of the way though on my drive home - surely he’s nailed on guilty? That last 15 mins better have some compelling evidence or I’ll be forced to conclude that your cries/coughs of innocence are simply pandering to internet funnyman Joe Stephenson 69

As requested by @wolf_cries_boy , we plunge into the explosive saga of Major Charles Ingram and the Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? scandal. Innocent mastermind… or the centre of the most notorious con in TV history. Join us as we finally reveal EXACTLY what happened

@whorememberspod @Neil1889 @wolf_cries_boy Major Trav Innocent

@Neil1889 @wolf_cries_boy As people who have recently been cheated in a quiz, the answer is definitely yes

@ThePinchNews @Panchero Very disappointed that @DemBladesDavid didn’t describe the difference in Palace games as “the win to this one’s wang”

🚨 Memory Lane is a new Sheffield United nostalgia podcast hosted by @Panchero. The first episode is available on the normal Pinch feeds. Have a listen. Let us know what you think (and what we've got wrong). We're all ears if you have any suggestions for future episodes. ⚔️

@whorememberspod @wolf_cries_boy @SG68RFC Pretty sure I still have the imprint of one on my left thigh

@wolf_cries_boy @SG68RFC Oh yes. A staple of the playground kick about

Nothing & i mean..... Nothing! caused more pain than getting belted with one of these back in the day 💥😖!!!

@whorememberspod @nessman930 “The sales weren’t quite as good for Suella the Hedgehog of course”

@webding @nessman930

Dial up the modem — a new "Who Remembers" is LIVE. We’re diving deep into 90s consoles with our transatlantic time‑traveller @nessman930 Were you Nintendo or Sega? Sonic or Mario? and did the PlayStation settle the whole argument? Let us know

@whorememberspod @nessman930 Love how Noah says that the Lion King was impossible then Liam was all

@whorememberspod @nessman930 “You just keep moving right and try and get to the end” sounds like a recent biography of most British politicians

@ProfBrianCox @QuantumTech_X @YouTube They made you posh

@QuantumTech_X AI nonsense @YouTube - please take it down.

We say Earth is 70% water… but that blue is just a thin skin 🌍 Beneath the oceans lies a powerful, solid world of rock, metal, and fire. A fragile film of water shapes climate, protects life, and makes our planet glow from space. Perspective changes everything. 🌊✨

@JoeStephenson96 Let a man practice his percentages. He got most of them right too

@pjridders Same (if not worse) everywhere. Sheffield council are rubbish at everything… but to be fair to them, road surfaces are a national mess-up

Driving around #Sheffield should come with a health warning. The amount of and size the potholes all over the city is ridiculous!

@withnailjones Boris Johnson off to a surprise party HERE WE GO

I opened a new Twitter account and selected football as the only subject I’m interested in. I followed one account, Fabrizio Romano. This is the For You feed.