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@weevilbu

he/she bigender neptunic wemmbupilled all art in pfp by @watermlem

(✿ ◠ ‿ ◠) Tham gia Ekim 2020
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rest in peace idiotchill display name beth... my flamingo reference username era is over.... happy day of birth weevilbu
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LeDerp
LeDerp@LeDerpSilly·
getting something you really want in your dream and then waking up to nothing
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Bisexual Shadowguy
Bisexual Shadowguy@_Draitto_·
In Papers, Please you get explicitly told to not let anyone from a specific country in Arstotzka because the government believes that they are all terrorists. Ignoring that but getting mad at transphobia is probably the whitest thing I have seen in a hot minute.
ah...my nyas?🐾✨@kitty4prz

real ones remember

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@creepercharge56 and also they keep running in basically straight lines, like you're guaranteed to hit a dead end. open some doors. go up some stairs. cmon people!
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Velvet ⨂ 🏳️‍⚧️@creepercharge56·
Those "scientology speedrun" videos are so funny to me because why do you stop as soon as an employee gets too close? I would keep running until they physically drag me out
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@clockworksDream it doesn't matter that if everyone pressed the red button nobody would die because not everyone will press the red button. it's impossible you only need 1 person more than half the world to press the blue button for everyone to survive, which is far more likely
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ari@clockworksDream·
"if everyone pressed the red button nobody would die" what if everyone pressed blue then. By that logic.
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@themarinadove people are being genuinely evil omg god forbid a they/them get a little rude on twitter dot com. yall are genuinely disgusting for the comments ur making abt this person over a failed joke
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@themarinadove wouldnt it just be ptsd since it was a one time event or am i a stupid bitch who should be shot and killed
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marina 🌸
marina 🌸@themarinadove·
giving erika kirk assassination cptsd is so funny actually
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ubunt22@ubunt22·
@weevilbu @themarinadove Shot and killed is such a long winded & creative way of saying Kirked lol how do u come up with these things
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@themarinadove omfg dude im so sorry theyre cooking you in these replies right now i dont even give a fuck but theyre genuinely FIGHTING and digging up your past just to get mad at you omfg 😭 yoiu do not deserve this bullshit im so sorry
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marina 🌸
marina 🌸@themarinadove·
@weevilbu she can be evil and also traumatized by her husbands head getting blown off why are we making me explain this
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soap of the day
soap of the day@soapotd·
This is how baby soaps are born. Contrary to the popular belief, soaps are not mammals. Aww, cute! They're making me feel so maternal/paternal (I haven't decided which yet). They are the youngest soaps ever, blissfully unaware of the fate which awaits them. A hostile world.
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michelle
michelle@fluffygirlpaws·
um. are you sure
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Film The Police LA
Film The Police LA@FilmThePoliceLA·
Scientology has been busy today.
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@BlobfishVStar @Ayiba_Benedict i pick blue because i'd rather other people not die because of my choices, actually in order for there to be a 0 deaths, either 51% of people pick blue or 100% of people pick red (which is impossible) either everyone lives or i die and at that point who gaf
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Blobfish@BlobfishVStar·
@Ayiba_Benedict Is there a breakdown of this? Why would anyone pick blue if red has a 100% survival rate? I understand you pick blue to save the people who picked blue, but why is anyone picking it in the first place? Is it accounting for misclicks/misunderstandings?
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