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@IamCarrieagain Looking smashing! Love the glasses shape they really suit you. I love Vinted 👍🏻

Morning, folks. Ignore the hair as it hasn't been washed in a week 🙈 But look! I'm wearing my new yellow top I secured from Vinted to replace the one I had but loved (but is a size too small now - thanks quetiapine)

@IamCarrieagain O oh! 🤦🏻

Guess who is on a bus home with a work's phone in their coat pocket? 🙈

@IamCarrieagain Gender liquid 🤣

Peeing myself laughing. Someone has posted a picture of their guinea pig on a guinea pig group and asked what "race" it is 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@IamCarrieagain Woohoo!

My accidental purchase of new Converse has apparently just been delivered to the Post Office for me.

@IamCarrieagain Lovely memories made i bet x

Morning. Sad times. Heading home this afternoon and out of my bubble. It's been lovely to spend time with Manda and Meenaxi.

Just a reminder my new book can be preordered through Amazon. amazon.co.uk/No-One-Miss-MU…

@CathyGlassUK Pre-ordered and can't wait Cathy!

@M_Steeples Has she got something brown on her nose?

Good God. This woman is an utter nutter. Whether you like Donald Trump or not, is she really someone he ought to be associating with? Lock her up. #DonaldTrump #PaulaWhite #UtterNutter #LockHerUp

@virginmedia Also I'm trying to order a second WiFi Max booster. In My Virgin Media it says order equipment via Chat and when I ask for a second one it says go to My Virgin Media. Then I can only go to Chat and that just says, you guessed it, go on My Virgin Media.

@virginmedia Yeah, intermittent Broadband and TV. It's working now but can't afford for it to be off today. 👍🏻

@virginmedia Broadband down in L30, can you please get it fixed asap. Down since yesterday, Wednesday, evening. I have raised a ticket.

@M_Steeples You've been cloned by the elites! 🤭

Do I have a doppelgänger? I had a woman approach me two days ago who asked: "Remember meeting me at the polo in Warsaw?" I have never been to Warsaw. Just now: "Remember the time we were at X's house in Marbella?" I declared I didn't know X and had never been to Marbs. Weird.

@IamCarrieagain Run! 😮

Now there is an unattended bag on the platform 🙈

@IamCarrieagain Sound like my childhood holidays, seagulls x

I can hear the seagulls nearby

@CostaCoffee Can you tell me if the Pistachio drinks found in the Express machines will be in stores thanks.

@hecticcranium Fantastic news Skye, so pleased for you. x

Not long to go until the start of the 2026 F1 calendar in Australia. Can't wait to hear Crofty scream "It's lights out and away we.....harvest" 🤦🏻 #F1 #AustralianGP #F12026 #AusGP

@Wisdom_HQ The Usual Suspects?

@NoContextBrits Defibrillator.

What word comes to mind when you see this?

@IamCarrieagain Wow! Fantastic 👌🏻

Look what has just been delivered already!