Brandon Woolum

@CentralCapper ☠️

HOTTEST RUN ON TWITTER CONTINUES 🚨83-38 RUN (68%)🚨 WTA: (97-50) | 82-39 streak ATP: (158-87) | 76-32 streak (72%) Retweet, like, and comment (anything) and my bot will DM you a spot I love tomorrow!

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🚨 CFP HEATER 🚨 (Updated) Undefeated in the College Football Playoffs 6–0 CFP | 14–5 Bowl/CFP 📊 Backed by real data ▫️ 54–22 ATS (71.0%) ▫️ 19–8 ATS (70.4%) 💬 Comment + 👍 Like — bot sends tonight’s play. Previous tweet broke!

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🔥 52-16 RUN (76%) 🚨 WTA: (66-27) | 52-16 streak ATP: (120-71) | 37-13 streak (73%) Want tonight’s tennis plays? 👇 💬 Like & comment and my bot will DM you (first few hundred, slight delay). Or grab them instantly on BetLabs ✅ ➡️ whop.com/bet-labs-sport…

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10-1 KBO Run🔥 Like AND comment on this post and my bot will send you tonight’s play - you MUST BE FOLLOWING L11: 1U Lotte Giants @ KT Wiz O 8 -107✅ 1U NC Dinos / KT wiz O 10 -108✅ 1U NC Dinos ML ✅ 1U Doosan vs Lotte Giants O 9.5 +100🔻 1.5U LG Twins -130✅ 1.25U Lotte Giants -115✅ 1U Kia @ SSG O 10 -118✅ 1U Samsung Lions -1 -113✅ 1U LG Twins/NC Dinos O 10 -112✅ 1U LG Twins vs Kia Tigers O 9 -105✅ 1U Samsung Lions VS NC Dinos O 9 -120✅

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@AHallMusic Unless you bet the fight to go the distance lol. Luckily, I did not and I had Max to win ha!

@woolum Dude…I caught the last 30 secs of the fight. What the heck happened?!? Probably the best fight ending I’ve ever seen.

What an insane finish!

@thecyrilsmith @MOHELA The same thing just happened to us.

@MOHELA is the worst company ever. Told me my student loans were forgiven in December. Confirmed many times, now they just add the balance back, say it was a mistake and add interest accrued. #insane #mohela #studentloans

@927Erik To be fair... the big cities have those fancy robot cocktail machines in some bars ha. So there are a form of non-handcrafted cocktails out there. 🤣

"Our 'hand crafted' cocktails..." As opposed to what? Foot Crafted? Arm Crafted? "The Jedi behind the bar will use his mind to create your drink..." Give me a break. #TryingToMakeItSoundFancy #ShutupAndMakeMeADrink

@927Erik Founding member... got nothing. ha.

@woolum Feel free to join the Shinedown fan club for that Woolum. 😃

I have been hit up for tickets for tomorrow night's Shinedown show more than any concert recently in Huntington. So, if you're reading this... NO. I don't have anymore Shinedown tickets. 🙃

@927Erik @LexandTerry I was with them until about 1am the night before they found him. Super crappy.

This is just a horrible thing. He was just on @LexandTerry last Friday. And, the band coming back, taking a new direction & I liked both of the singles they've released recently. I guess you just never know when you'll check out.

@927Erik surely you weren't in Wayne over 5 times. Google must have the kid-safe filter on or something ha!

@woolum No. But I was there! 5 times! 😛

Google sent me my November Maps Timeline of where I traveled. My highlights you ask? Wayne. Roosters. Jewel City Seafood. The Inner Geek. #lit

@miller304 @927Erik I used it for my hungover wife a couple months ago. Worked pretty well!

@woolum @927Erik I used to have a neighbor who did that. He told me it was 95% hungover people, 3% athletes and 2% people who were actually sick.

OK, sounds wild but...we have apps & services that bring us everything. Food, booze, cars, etc. Back in the day, doctors came to you. So, how about an app where a doctor and/or a nurse comes to your house or work? I need a flu shot, I have no time to go get it.

@927Erik That was actually Celeste first job down here. She was the medical provider at a place that makes hot water tanks. They had her + 2 nurses in an urgent care kinda set up right there at the business.

@woolum If I was ever in charge which I never will be, I've always thought I would have a medical person come in periodically to give shots & just be available for employees to talk to if they have any sickness or probs. Just saying, sick employees don't work. Lol

@CentralCapper That was a wild one! 💰💰

Official: CFB (32-13) (1.5u) Houston +3 -125 DK

@SnortneyBell Liking for the not drinking. 😯😒 for the job stuff.

@927Erik Let me know when you're ready to go back. I'm always down for an excuse to head that way.

Yesterday, I was in a pool. It was sunny and 96 degrees. I was looking at palm trees. Today, it is pissing cold ass rain on me & I'm freezing. Welcome home. 😐