Crash Bandicunt

Fucking hell. Jimmy Saville trending and I thought he had risen from the dead. That’s all we fucking need. A massive zombie nonce

Wilder a class act. Lovely fella

Burger belt champ lolol

The ref had it Chisora and WIDE for Chisora shouldn't be around boxing

@AbsoluteGinger Fuck yeah

Everyone is obsessed with pegging

@chrischart Not the first time tried to steal the show

@yodanrees Soz about that mate

Who's the fat speccy prick jumped in the ring telling Denzel Bentley repeatedly to "calm down, calm down" when hes just finished like that in biggest fight of his career?!

@Arsenal Haha bottlers

Our FA Cup journey ends here. Attentions turn to Sporting CP on Tuesday.

3 times Chisora thrown himself on the floor now. Ref should call one as a knockdown teach him a lesson. Both them gassed now

Wilder smothers his work every single time. So slow on his feet as well and let's himself get backed up against the ropes every time

Wish Wilder would sit into a couple of shots. Chisora walking forward constantly should make him easier to drop

@DearS_o_n Dont give anyone the satisfaction

To all men who survived rock bottom, what’s one piece of advice would you give a man who feels like giving up right now?

Hi @MaltesersUK. Today, I decided to buy one of your easter eggs, because I am very big fan of your other chocolate. I was very disappointed to see that your easter egg was not like your other chocolate, rather regular chocolate, without the joy, or texture of a malteser. Very disappointed. I hope you improve the product of your eggs in the future. I see no reason to buy it over other competitors.

@MKovac_Writer You served them curry on a Sunday?

Curious to know, if you’d spent a couple of hours cooking up a curry for your family who are visiting from out of town and they turn up saying they are disappointed as they’d hoped you’d have made them a roast dinner instead, is this rude? Kind of wish I hadn’t bothered.

@SpursOfficial Got some brass neck

We are pleased to announce our Men’s First-Team will visit Auckland, New Zealand to kick-off our 2026 pre-season tour 🇳🇿 More details 🔗 thfc.pro/4uXhlfx

@SexKitten99999 Its muffing

We need a proper word for women getting head like men have blowjob. Cunnilingus sounds like a fucking dinosaur species no one is saying that shit out loud. What are we calling it

@ThrillaRilla369 Helicopter them

People who sleep naked do ya'll ever think about emergencies? What if someone breaks in?

@eddiehallWSM Knowing you're a pedophile lover is horrendous but not surprising

Enjoying Mcdonald's with Ed Sheeran

@Channel5iveNews Bless him and his little girly imp nose

Clavicular ends Channel 5 interview after Andrew says he is satisfied with his looks

@willyhutchinso Must be the only grown man ever gone into a Turkish barbers and pointed to the photo in the window of a lightning zigzag shaved into the side and say "I'll have the number 15 please bossman". What a boy

@SkyBet Hurrogituinto Helankovic

Challenge time: Name a random footballer NO ONE ELSE will think of…