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Nimeshindwa kuelewa hii weather kabisa.

Buy your children a book every month and have a date to talk about the book and what they’ve read. Talk about the characters like they’re real. Bond over literature. Debate the lessons and decision making. Over food and drinks. Cultivate readers and build their collection

Journalists become the most corrupt imbeciles once they transition into politics

Wakikuyu waki pronounce jina “Jaluo” unaeza dhani wako rude😂😂

The drunk driver who hit my car had ludicrously large hips. It’s the last thing I saw before she got back into her car to try and run me over. I will find you Terror Sidika trust me I will

I told you So….. He works for the government.

Ile kitu niko sure nayo Ruto ataoneshwa dust mount Kenya si ati nini.

"I survived all the snakes but a butterfly killed me"

“You have to be here, aggressive, patient, but always focused.” He shaped Kompany into a monster. Turning him into a fearless, confident, and brilliantly intelligent manager.

KENHA, KURA and KERRA are major crime scenes. Watu wanajenga flats all over and driving 16Million cars na pesa ya shoddy road projects

The bad governance you defend will choke your future.

They compared that fraud to this demon

i love head & weed. 🙈

That was my soulmate fr. But I’ll find another

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At the same time we live in a society so obsessed with being entertained that the jesters always make it into parliament. The comedian to MCA pipeline.

dont call me bro please, I want to eat it from the back

From Gachagua's speech you can tell he's working together with Ruto. Hio mdomo kubwa anakuanga nayo akiwa juu ya TX Leo hana ata kidogo.

Seeing coochíe helps men’s mental health

Girls would add their ugly friends in videos so they can stand out.