Fringe Bullpen Arm

We haven’t even been blown out in weeks we just keep losing heartbreaker after heartbreaker

Put the tarps back on man have some shame

I would like to Formally Apologize to IKF for calling him “Overpaid” and “Bad”

IKF I will buy the jersey. I’ll fuckin do it man. One time

@Lacerdius @DrawsTom Yujiro Hansolo

@DrawsTom No he can't 😭 wtf happened to Han's face there?

Thinking about this Busted Ass painting of Luke Skywalker and Mara Jade's wedding... why the fuck does he look like that bruh

What will be the blunder Breslow’s tenure is most remembered for. Sale? Devers? Durbin? Deadline Dustin May? I won’t be particularly sad to see this era end.

Trade everyone that anyone will take

IKF now has more homers off real pitchers than Caleb Durbin

Lmao

Trevor Story has been dead for a month and he STILL leads the league in negative WPA

@confusionm8trix Did a bit of this in ‘24, this prompted me to go back and listen to some. Very nostalgic.

here’s a rare more recent one from last month

@dirtywaterdevil @tylermilliken_ @alexspeier Just thought “failure to launch” was a little strong when he dragged a thoroughly mediocre 25’ team to 89 wins borderline singlehandedly last year. Can’t argue bout missing a lot of games though ._.

@5Aplayer @tylermilliken_ @alexspeier No where did I say I’m worried about Roman. Sure does miss a lot of games though.

Marcelo Mayer on his offensive struggles so far, via @alexspeier: “Obviously, it hasn’t gone the way that I wanted offensively so far, but it’s early… We all want to be really good right [away]. But looking back in my [minor league] career, I’ve always struggled going up to new levels… I feel like I still don’t have that many at-bats. I’m approaching a year, but at the same time, I don’t have a year’s worth of at-bats. The biggest thing is just learning with every single at-bat.”

@matthewcrory @padres_region They do know who their team’s GM is right? I don’t think Preller even knows prospect rankings go down to “7.” Salas is on a plane heading out from San Diego by July, the question is just to where.

Mock trade proposed by Yahoo Sports, and reposted by @padres_region Ryan Wideman (Padres #7 - OF) Garrett Hawkins (Padres #12 - RHP)

@dirtywaterdevil @tylermilliken_ @alexspeier Roman was trending upwards before the injury, and we’ve seen him excel at the big league level last year. Not worried about him in the slightest. Would definitely be great to see mayer take that next step forwards. Campbells not exactly breaking down the door to get back up.

@tylermilliken_ @alexspeier He’s totally correct but with Roman’s failure to launch and Campbell in witness protection somewhere we just need one of these kids to breakout, with big hype comes big money and big pressure sorry

@wilyerforever Roman Anthony

How did that team win 89 games?

My writing process is unusual. I aim to create a text that is identical in every respect to Cervantes's Don Quixote, while also being an original production of my own pen

Do they let you take flasks into fenway

One time. One time for the love of god

Balk just to rub it in

Jarren I know the last 70 times you’ve found yourself in this exact spot it has not gone well, but what if