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@AntiLeftMemes Dr kevorkian

Name a doctor you trust more than Dr. Jill Biden

@elonmusk Woman make great long haul truckers.

Absolutely

@scottgrvs @GerryBlevins @glvazquez @BriannaWu Don’t have anything to do with Amazon, except following the teachers union and Nancy pelosi’s husband and buying stock.

@GerryBlevins @79orbust @glvazquez @BriannaWu And you say “thank you for the crumbs daddy Amazon, you treat us so well”

I think Taylor Swift earned and deserves her billion.

@scottgrvs @GerryBlevins @glvazquez @BriannaWu That be the teachers union.

@GerryBlevins @79orbust @glvazquez @BriannaWu It’s not fine! You have no power in the relationship. You’re a pet that they pay the minimum they can. 80 cents goes to you & $4.20 goes to the shareholder who play golf all day

@ronsterd89 And inverted penis?

@omgsidewalks Actually, I would not quit. I’d just wait from them to figure out I’m not coming back.

Be honest for a second: would you quit your job tomorrow if you won $6M in the lottery today ??

@BreidenFehoko He also had Mike Smith handing ball to a washed Turner on 3rd and 3 with 17 men in the box for 10 years.

Let’s talk Matt Ryan for a second. Statistically filled the sheet up weekly. He had Julio Jones, Roddy White, & Kyle Shanahan. Bu at no point in the 2010s even with his mvp year would you have taken him over Brady, Rodgers, Brees, Manning, Big Ben, and Russ. Thats my point.

@Heal_within96 It’s ok if you’re drinking beer.

That would be called "uncivilised" if they were Black Africans or Indians.

@Demeter_Erinia Pong

Don’t tell me your age… Tell me what was the very FIRST video game you ever played?

@Arkypatriot It’s fast food garbage, salt, sodium, carbs.

I finally tried Whataburger in Texas after hearing people talk about it like it was a religious experience. And I’m just gonna say it… I still don’t see what the big deal is. It was fine. Not bad. Not life-changing. Nobody’s ancestors whispered “welcome home” when I took a bite. So all of you who love it please explain yourselves.

@xevekiah Bet ur ex is also smiling more too.

I remember telling my husband I was tired after spending the entire day cleaning, cooking, taking care of the kids, and making sure everyone else was okay. He looked at me and said, “I work all day. What are YOU tired from?” Then laughed and told me what I did “wasn’t real work.” Years later, after the divorce, my son asked why I smiled more and seemed lighter. The truth is, I stopped carrying a household alone while also carrying a grown man who never saw my labor as work.

@mjfree Well, liberals and the KKK cover their face.

I'll be right back but pls argue amongst yourselves as this is a good one!!!

What's the difference between MAGA and the KKK?

@realSammyPasta @AntiWokeMemes So, you think if your house gets flooded 3 times, it’s the climate? And if you believe in climate change it will stop? They it is not a drainage issue?

@AntiWokeMemes leftists - that includes everything from climate change to covid to communism to open borders to gender ideology

What are they called?

@scottgrvs @glvazquez @BriannaWu There are unlimited retail operators that fail, do we blame the workers for their failure? Were they not producing enough? It’s not the 19th century.

@79orbust @glvazquez @BriannaWu Read one book about the Industrial Revolution & the labor movement. You can create a giant market cap by abusing workers. Who gives a shit about market cap. The economy exists for the People, we do not exist for the economy.

@scottgrvs @glvazquez @BriannaWu You care about market cap. It’s where Bezos billions reside. But why would the teachers union support a company that derives value only by abusing workers? Did JC Pennys failure reside in overpaying employees?

@scottgrvs @glvazquez @BriannaWu Production=worker+technology+ops. The worker is the and JC penny worker, the value comes from tech+ops. That is the difference between JC penny and Amazon. The worker has a better job at Amazon, but the value is the other components. JC penny owners are not billionaires.

@79orbust @glvazquez @BriannaWu The surplus value is the difference between the value of what the worker produces & what the worker is paid. The capitalist “earns” this money by producing NOTHING. They are a drag on production like a leech.

@scottgrvs @glvazquez @BriannaWu If I took a job at Amazon, I would eye opportunity for promotion. The upward mobility at Amazon is insane. If you’re stuck working on the line 5 years, you gotta evaluate your life.

@79orbust @glvazquez @BriannaWu And if you think that’s so great I think you should spend the rest of your life slaving away in an Amazon warehouse.

@scottgrvs @glvazquez @BriannaWu An Amazon job warehouse pays better, has better benefits and is a better job than a JC penny warehouse, but saying amazons has a 1000x market cap over JC penny because they abuse workers is the dumbest thing I seen in the internet in a while.

@79orbust @glvazquez @BriannaWu It’s because Amazon works them into the ground in the warehouse without even giving them enough bathroom breaks. Bezos has said employees should be constantly afraid of being fired. tldr; inhumane working conditions.

@otokyo__ Jaws

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@DrRitaDed Birthing persons day.

I've been up all night trying to come up with a more inclusive name for Mother's Day. Let me know what you think Persons Caring for Something Day.