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Alex Perry
@APerryTweets
Dad to children. Writer. Teacher. Often sarcastic. Lovably grumpy (hopefully). Lover of semicolons.
At my desk, in my lair 加入时间 Ekim 2014
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@JeremyWGR 3 hours of MVP discourse means I’m talking about Josh Allen for 3 hours instead of wasting time on that other team
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Sunday rolls around and you HAVE to pick one. Choose the form of your destructor
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Oh wow. He did a homework project in college. He got an A in a college coding class. I didn't realize. I never knew such giants walked among us. Let him fire the US Treasury as he pleases.
Charis Zhang@gmchariszhang
Let me tell you something about Akash. During a project at Berkeley, I accidentally deleted our entire codebase 2 days before the deadline. I panicked. Akash just stared at the screen, shrugged, and rewrote everything from scratch in one night—better than before. We submitted early and got first in the class. Many such stories. I trust him with everything I own.
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Just a little PSA for my fellow Americans
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REPOST if you want a chance to win two tickets to our Divisional Round Playoff Game!!
bufbills.co/3E53Nsp | @joeylanova
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Whole bunch of NFL players carrying the ball this weekend.
Can you let me know when one of them kicks this much ass? I’m asking.
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Yelling “God has cleared a path for us today” then immediately crashing your car with your whole family in it is Coen brothers shit.
Right Wing Cope@RightWingCope
Trump supporter crashes his car while speeding in the snow, screaming about Trump, and blasting "maga music". He was livestreaming WHILE DRIVING 💀
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Local Philanthropist’s New Year’s Resolution to Help Cultivate New Talent; One Talent in Particular
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