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Fantasy premier league died a natural death

Jama’a burger N700 😭😭😭

@__waleedy 😂

Allah sarki gawuna

@Ameera__bee Which one?

Wallahi men are never beating the allegations🤧

@fahad__yd Ee mean say your phone no be bi.

Abeg when straight line suddenly appear on your phone wetin e mean?

@dammiedammie35 This woman no be professional.

“If you take one wrap of Igbo(w££d), it’ll stay in your bra!n for 42 days, now imagine if you take it everytime” - NDLEA official advises against W££d sm0k!ng

Try Send small for those of your students wey you send go forest 🌳😂

Bitch fuck Madrid We got better stuff on our plates

temu wan kill me with email

@TiwatopeUTD @1meajay Bunch of mids but I think “collection” sha

What's the best song here?

I no fit forget this stage…

It’s ruining me already sha, but it’s okay.

Biggest cap 😂😂 Back in 2022, when I was in my second year at university, I had ₦2,700 with me and planned to manage it for three days. Later that evening, my girlfriend called and said she was broke and had nothing to eat, so I sent her the ₦2,700 I had. This girl still complained that the money wouldn’t even be enough for her meals that day 😂 Meanwhile, I was planning to survive on it for three days. I had to call home and tell them I was broke and needed money. My sister sent me ₦10,000 to manage for three days until they paid her salary. The moment the money entered my account, I removed ₦7,300 and sent it to my girlfriend, then kept ₦2,700 for myself. Mind you, if one of my guys had called me saying he was broke and needed help, I would’ve either sent him ₦1,000 out of the money or lied that I had no money on me, rather than do for him what I did for my girlfriend. Women really have it easier, walahi 😂😂

@umarkhalifa19 Wa innan mutanen sunada ban mamaki.

Alade dai ah lallai

@SulaimanAbbaty Oh.

@Abdulzuntu_ No vex but i no get

Scottish go just make you dey sleep yami

@Topzycut Lungu benz.

All praise be to God. Topzycut has evolved. Motion inbound. Welcome to the new Topzycut Hair Studio.

@abdoulllmuhd I know a guy that benefited from something like this and the husband na military oo.😭😂

Help a bro…

@AdizatouGabon @MrAtikuBature U go come Dey tweet like catfish.

I have no desire to fit in. 👂🏽 No plans to walk with the crowd. 🧘🏾 I have my own mind, heart and soul. 🥰 I am me and it has taken me years to realize how important that is. 🫵🏽