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@MissSassbox @Jonny_Dutch @_00GQ He's an extremely athletic short kid too short for most sports

@Jonny_Dutch @_00GQ think he's just genetically superior AF and having access to the proper resources and equipment unlocked him like a premium character. 😭

What’s his actual story? there’s no way he’s this athletic/talented by chance

@ribzoftiktok The is calling this caramelized... lol what Reminds me of the guy telling everyone they're making gumbo wrong and the guy makes a rue blonder than Capt Crunch Both of them do not know Ball

Guess I've been burning mine all along 😬

BREAKING: Trump claims that Iran gave him a present: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. It was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is but it was a very significant prize and they gave it to us.” WTF!

@OzMediaOfficial "The hardest part about designing a perpetual motion machine is figuring out where to hide the motor"

The same people who fall for this are the same people who wonder why we have science class in school.

@me_when_irl I will always watch this video to see the fakest fake cry I have ever seen

"You're sentenced to work 9 to 5 with 2 weeks vacation a year for the rest of your life"

@T_Bouza @Ihartitz lmao dude was drafted by JACKSONVILLE and people saying he was a flop. Jags were cheeks and used the hell out of him leading to injuries. He also faced the most 8+ man front of any RB in those years. He still was over 1000 yards as a rookie Over 1500 in 2019

@Ihartitz I don’t even like Acho but he destroys all the arguments yall wanna have. Fournette was supposed to be the second coming of great running back. And he flopped

Leonard Fournette: -6,737 total yards and 41 TDs in career -Averaged 95 yards, 1.1 TDs per game in 9 career playoff games -Super Bowl Champion (135 yards and a TD vs. KC) Emmanuel Acho: -33 tackles in 20 career games

@SwinginFriars11 @AnOaklandRaider @Ihartitz Seems like everyone is a "Former Jets Scout" these days

@AnOaklandRaider @Ihartitz It's a joke, Susan. As a former Jet's scout I'm well aware about special teams.

@musings_blonde A buddy of mine tweaked his back while lifting a table walking up some stairs. He's on full military disability No one's talking about your husband Calm the fuck down

@kamformvp @NotLikeSGA @bigsportscasual It's 100% the coach. The coach allowing this behavior. You do some of this shit or does dumbass celebrations for making a shot. Bench time. Every coach who doesn't is just enabling clown behavior

@NotLikeSGA @bigsportscasual It’s 100% social media why they acting like that and #1 looks retarded as hell wearing football mouth piece

basketball getting weird man we wasn’t doing this at 8-9 years old lol

@BSchils @indi_hartwell My car gently tells me that I am attempting to hurt myself and it would prefer I don't

@indi_hartwell I drive with my seatbelt on all the time, except when off-roading at low speed. I still despise the idea of my car telling me what I should or should not do. Same goes for the speed warning, lane departure warning which are all mandatory in the EU.

I truly don’t understand why you wouldn’t wear a seatbelt

@BonkDaCarnivore To be fair they don't learn who the lead of the show is going to be until they're already well into the casting process. And the show is about launching your brand to become a person in that world not to actually do the stated goal of the show.

The story here isn't that ABC is cancelling this show. It's not even the video of her assaulting the dude in front of her daughter. It's that there were 10, 15, 20 however many men appear on this stupid show that were going to be trying to "win" an aging single mom who cheated in every relationship she was ever in like she's some sort of prize. Hoeflation is real.

@maiamindel Yeah the absolute double standard of being a bitch to a literal child and threatening to throw that child out of the hotel....

can't help but notice the double standard when talking about the only lesbian pop star in the middle west... chappell roan has a right to defend herself and if jorginho wants to use his military aged child as a human shield, we cannot let our suicidal empathy blidn us

@FurkanGozukara I knew this years ago. Why didn't you?

Absolute bombshell. FBI files prove Epstein top recruiter Jean Luc Brunel offered to flip and expose the entire trafficking ring for immunity. The DOJ completely ignored him to protect the elites until he was found dead in a prison.

@MurrayHillGuy1 What I would tweet if I got brain damage from a car accident

March Madness fell off so hard No upsets No Cinderella runs No buzzer beaters This used to be the best 4 days in sports… what the hell happened?

@Acyn Why doesn't anyone ever interrupt this shit with "That's not what I asked" When these assholes just start talking about all kinds of nonsense unrelated to questions

Question: I'm a waiter at a local restaurant in Queens, a full time college student who sleeps an average of four hours a night and is still thousands in debt. How is a war in a country half the world away funded by the taxes pulled from my check, helping me in any way?

@BENBALLER $100.03 in cash Wtf?

Me and my 3 kids having lunch at Chick-fil-A. I swear 10 years ago this was the price of a sit down meal at a restaurant for us with 20% tip included.

@jakenheimer5 @HawkEmDownChris A Pacers player every 5 or so years would be on this list Cursed franchise

@HawkEmDownChris Jonathan Bender

Name an athlete you wish had a fully healthy career. I’ll start: Derrick Rose.

@DisrespectedThe What this dude was doing.

This TikTok account was banned after posting this.

@Matt_Pinner Bagel

You have to name him the last thing you ate

@Acyn lol they did. They did for years

Ron Johnson: All they had to do was say they're not going to pursue nuclear weapons, open themselves up to inspections—we would have left them alone.