NaNaNaNaNaim🏄🏿

I on hotspot for one of my guy e won use gist finish me I just dey burst laugh since the guy no Sabi say I put hotspot limit for 100MB 😂😂

I just remembered one time, my uncle went outside their building to gist with those illegal NEPA guys that used to steal light. In the middle of everything, one of them got electrocuted and died. Police didn’t even ask questions, they packed everybody there. My uncle called his wife and she said “Have I not told you to stop this your street friendship and mind your business?” And honestly, she always warns him. She sha called his brother and they went to bail him. Immediately he entered the house, his daughter just shouted “Ex-convict is back” 😂

My daughter has not seen her biological dad since she was four. She's 11 now. When she was two he contacted me and asked if I would allow him to terminate his parental rights so he could stop paying child support and I agreed...! wanted to spare her the heartache of a revolving door father and the sacrifice of the financial support was well worth him never being able to disappoint her again. I never lied to her about where he went or who her dad was.. I have always answered her questions in the most age appropriate way possible. When she was four he contacted me and told me he has been diagnosed with cancer and would like to see her. I set aside a day and we met in the park. He had asked for two hours. He stayed 20 minutes and we never heard from him again.. Over the summer we ran into somebody that knows him and they commented on how she looks like his other children. They elaborated that he has settled down and has a family now. My stomach tied itself in knots thinking of how hurtful that must be to my daughter.. I cut the conversation short and we got in the car to leave and that's when I saw her smiling. She said "mom.. He figured out how to be a dad. That's such a nice thing. I'm happy for his kids." And that's he day an 11 year old taught me all need to know about forgiveness.

My neighbor has been giving me Chinese lessons since I've lived here (7 years). Today I mispronounced 2 sentences and she gave me the funniest insult I've ever heard. She said angrily, "Wisdom seeks you. WHY DO YOU HIDE?!!!"😠

was at a restaurant today. security came to ask me “sorry, are you the owner of the GLC parked outside” i said “yes, i’m coming”😭. people around js dey look me. i dey laugh inside. God please run my own soon, man. The feeling is good.

@vstarbanks I need

I know this is has been one of the toughest times financially and with everything going on, a lot of people could really use some help right now giving back some of what God gave me even if I took a hit as well, it’ll come back to me in time. $2,000 ($500 each) 4 winners just reply, don’t need to follow me. ❤️

A married man sneaks to a motel with his lover. He spots his father-in-law’s car in the parking lot! Thinking it’d be funny, he lets the air out of all the tires as a prank. Later he visits his father-in-law’s house and finds the old man upset. “What’s wrong?” he asks, stifling a laugh. “Something terrible,” the father-in-law says. “Your wife borrowed my car for church and some idiot let the air out of all the tires!”

THE GIST 😭😭😭😭 So last week I received an email from Adekunle Gold (IYKYK) and my mummy was around when I was reading it n smiling. When she asked, I gave her to read. Next thing she said “Oko Simi Abi” I said Yes o. She said “Bawo lo se mo Email e” Then the spirit of mischief entered me and I started blowing lies. Told her I am among his inner elite circle. He sends us emails and his new music to sample and vet before he release it. Told her it’s top secret. I have been on the panel for 3 years and I have not told any of my siblings, that’s I’m just telling her cos she is my mother. She shouldn’t tell my siblings cos information fit mistakenly leak and I will loss my seat. yen yen yen. She chop am o😂😂😂😂😂(Them rate me for my house normally) I just went to visit her today and this woman Dey cut eyes for me and call me ELITE CIRCLE 😭😭😂😂😂🤭🤭🤭 The way I burst laugh. I won’t confess sha. I’m enjoying this too much 😂😂. I need to see how long she can hold a secret before telling one of my siblings (once she tells them. It’s over. The will cast me)😂😂😂

Hot girl checkpoint !

i would pick my mother to be my mother again & again in every lifetime.

HR fired a Gen Z for performance. No goodbye, no proper send-off. Two weeks later, the whole system started failing. Turns out he was the only one who understood it. They had to call him back… as a consultant

🇸🇦 Arab Club Champions Cup Winner

The first time we got robbed, my dad noticed the heavily armed men in the compound, guy man quickly locked himself in his room, then proceeded to lock himself in the bathroom. Didn’t notify any of us, protected himself, sharp sharp. The robbers still use am yab am.😭😭😭😭😭

Obough go just white like vanilla, e sure for me. 😭

I overslept and woke up to 2 missed video calls from my older brother and the 3rd one finally landed, which had me thinking why tf would this broer call me so much around 6am ?! Turns out it was my 2 year old niece who kept insisting he calls me. She woke up calling my name 🤣❤️

Boss: “You’re 10 minutes late.” Employee: “I stayed an hour late yesterday to finish your ‘urgent’ work.” Boss: “That’s appreciated… but rules are rules.” Employee: “Got it.” Next day. 9.00 a.m. - logged in exactly on time. 5.00 p.m. - system shut down exactly on time. No “just one last task.” No “quick call.” No “it’ll only take 5 minutes.” Boss: “Can you stay a bit longer today?” Employee: “I would… but rules are rules.”

“Connected without internet” is up there on the top two list of ragebaits😭

When I first moved to the UK, a company sent me a cheque for a refund. I took the cheque to the bank as we normally do in Najia. The teller told me I could just scan it via their app. I did, and within seconds, the money was showing incoming in my account. Then I tried to hand her the physical cheque, but she said, “You can keep it or shred it." As a former banker, I didn't know how to react. In Nigeria, banks store physical cheques for 10 years after transaction.

It gets to a point, I been thinking say na me fool pass today ooo😭😭