The Alchemist 🪬

@Fitzybrypto @fibonacki @jo5htheboss Real uncs have boobs

@fibonacki @jo5htheboss The boob holders must be uncs too, would make a lot of sense

avg. hold time of sol wallet is 66 seconds say that out loud and ask me again: why would unc token go up forever? it's a combined love letter and a giant fuck you to this space it is the start and the endgame, a wake-up call at 3.5b we flip the whole bonk airdrop /uncmode

@boobillions @JupiterExchange BOOBILLIONS

@JupiterExchange Happy to have partnered with @JupiterExchange for this initiative to give people an opportunity to win some $boob tokens!

$200,000 in rewards for Jupiter Users! If you've traded on Jupiter in the last 12 months, we got something for you. $200K in Mystery rewards. Tokens, surprises, ecosystem rewards randomised, claimable right now. - Import your wallet to Jupiter Mobile or Extension - Go to Rewards Hub - Check if you got any rewards Rewards distributed until fully claimed or after 31 days. Just Use Jupiter.

The first samples of the boobillions version of the ‘iloveboobies’ bracelets which sold millions of pieces across the world have arrived. Complete with qr codes on the packaging and inside of the bracelets which will send people directly to the boobillions website! Let us know your thoughts in the comments

@Fitzybrypto @keepabreast shaney is the best T1 kol

Everyone talks about onboarding, talks about platforms like pumpfun, fomo, moonshot, phantom doing it. But no one has a plan themselves. boob partnering with @keepabreast will be the biggest onboarding engine we have had to crypto, even while we make plans for big things that will do this, Shaney is out doing the little things like getting her friends to buy by the pool. Without a doubt in my mind what we can achieve together as a community with her help will bring back retail and change their opinion on crypto. After being rugged by the original dev she never turned her back on crypto and instead adopted it with the help of community who came together after to make things right No1 bag worker @ShaneyJo

@Fitzybrypto there is none like $boob

Find me another community where they just making content like this to work for their bags

@HusherExchange @solana Husher is a gamechanger for sure 🫡

Husher has processed over 80M+ in volume from other chains into @solana in just a few months. So we stepped up the game. Instant private swaps now live for Solana users. Swap in complete privacy.

Whoops, we forgot to mention there is more than one color way of our boobillions plushies being created! Obviously we have to make them collectible with different variations. Keep an eye out for the reveal of the others soon!

Out of 1,170 applicants, 12 were selected for @base Batches 003. We're one of them. Demo Day in San Francisco. May 20th. Up next: Public Beta.

@EitherwayAI @solana 🔥🔥🔥

In 24 hours the ultimate hackathon begins. Open to all @solana users, with cash prizes available through @Eitherwayai. Build your app using Eitherway’s platform and get instant access to stablecoins, RWAs, liquidity vaults, prediction markets, MEV protected trading, advanced tools etc all from a single prompt. Launch with enterprise grade infrastructure including RPC access to 80+ chains, real time data, validators as a service, secure wallet login, gas covered, and 99.99% uptime. Accessible to everyone. Build a fully monetizable Web3 app end to end in minutes. Powered by @solana @EitherwayAI @kamino @dflow @Quicknode @solflare

Introducing the Superteam Earn Hackathon, in collaboration with @SuperteamEarn In anticipation of @colosseum, where over $2.5M in prize pools and bounties will be distributed to builders across @solana, build any product directly using @EitherwayAI. The winners will be chosen based on the best product idea and voted for by each party in the activation.  Mandatory tech stack to use when building with Eitherway: @solflare : Full gas coverage for builders, secure wallet auth/sign in. @dflow : Prediction markets, spot crypto, MEV protection, advanced execution systems. @Quicknode : Enterprise-grade blockchain infrastructure. @kamino : Unified lending on stablecoins & RWAs like PRIME/OnRe, automated liquidity vaults, and xStocks leverage. Competition begins in 2 days.

@boobillions Boobillions

Life inside the trenches: Chapter 1

@boobillions goated content

@traderpow @RektOnArrival @Fitzybrypto @Stackr_1 Will get pow tattooed on my tits at a billion

@0x2569 Took a position, looks good

Just bought 1% of $MNM. Imo criminally undervalued here. Dev team is literally present every day shipping update after update My plan is 10-20x at least or zero

Solana's "Wordpress Moment" has arrived. 💻✨ ​1/ Building on @solana used to require a PhD in Rust. @Eitherway ($EITHER) launched a tool that turns a single prompt into a full-stack dApp in under 60 seconds. ​2/ This isn't just for "no-code" hobbyists. Senior devs are using $EITHER to: ​Rapidly prototype MVP logic. ​Auto-generate boilerplate for Anchor programs. ​Instantly bridge the gap between back-end smart contracts and front-end UI. ​3/ We are seeing a massive rotation into $EITHER as the "Dev Tooling" meta takes over. Volume is peaking on @MeteoraAG as builders realize the ROI on time-saved. ​4/ The token is currently price-discovering at ATHs. Early adopters are the ones who understand that the next 10,000 dApps will be built with AI assistance. ​ ​ #AIRevolution #Eitherway $EITHER #BlockchainDev

@BorisCryptoEVM @trvblondiee Amen

I'll tell you a story. That cunt Fitzy and I rountriped together over $30 mil while you cunts profited. And that's good, at least someone has brains. You all know the plays I'm talking about; they were all shilled here early. And all of them pumped because of Fitzy's vision. Many times I didn't see it at the start, but he did! Each and every one of those plays took a while before they started pumping. And why did they pump? Because he showed up every day and screamed at the top of his lungs what he was seeing, while we didn't. By the time many realised, the market cap kept getting higher, and it became harder to get a cheap position. Still, all of you made money. And now, HE took $BOOB 's CTO. This time, it's his! There are no retarded devs he is trying to help just so they can find a new way to fuck it up. His! You think it'll stay at 2 mil mcap for long? Hell no! He sees things you all don't see yet. You'd be mad to think he didn't take into account market drops, broke degens, and extreme fear. And if you do, you are so fucking wrong! Do you really believe he doesn't have 10 aces under his sleeve? Again, you are very fucking wrong! You think he's not gonna send it to 100 mil WORST CASE scenario? Wrong! Much, much higher. It may take a while cuz he puts everything into the equation. He won't let Jeets own millions at 9 figure market caps. I'm asking you here… are you with us and gonna shill it till your fingers hurt, or are you out? DO YOU WANT TO PRINT WITH US AGAIN TOGETHER?

@Fitzybrypto boobillions

A lot of people when i first ctoed boob were all saying 'wtf why would fitzy risk that', my friends who were close to me knew i never did anything without being calculated. Stepping back and looking at memes you realise we have completely lost the simplicity that makes memes so good. We developed narratives that sound great to us as crypto natives but shut ourselves off from escaping CT. Undoubtedly lowering ceilings in memes. Normies aren't interested in og memes most of them who could adopt crypto aren't even old enough to remember them. They aren't interested in some story about who made the first whatever in crypto and by the time a 'viral' meme reaches them they are buying the top and getting rekt as the virality fizzles out and degens use them as exit liq (penguin was likely our best chance at viral meme breaking this) I am not saying these memes won't go up or that they don't deserve to and this isn't fud at all. Will these memes reach 9 fig mcaps? Probably and hopefully for the holders. Will they establish themselves as a bluechip meme? Probably not. I want to be part of a bluechip meme, i have no interest in flipping 50 coins a day to try make 4 figs. For us to establish blue chip memes we need to return back to simplicity, easy jokes and relevant missions. Neet is doing a good job of this. SPX had the great normie relevant mission, WIF is a simple 'cute' image. boob fits under all 3 - simple, easy jokes and a mission that is beyond CT but also above itself. It is in my eyes the perfect opportunity to escape the chains of CT, the hardest part was always going to be the start getting the new generation of retarded degenerates to realise this. The mission is simple and taps into peoples emotions which drives people to believe in something again since its for a greater cause then themselves, hence the holder time average is 1-2 months. While also helping Shaney achieve something she dreamed of after 25 years of founding keep a breast and helping others by building a wellness centre, it will also shed good light on crypto and meme coins with the headlines hitting about how a memecoin raised millions to benefit others. 2 birds in 1 stone - Change lives and change peoples perception of memecoins. We also have the ability to hit normie audiences properly, Shaney hosting events etc as she always has done putting boob (not hers) in peoples faces. Merch lines which have already proven successful for her, like the bracelets that sold millions and create conversations. Now the plushies we are working on since labubu's were so successful, what about a breast that plays on peoples emotions and all the girls start sticking on their bags in support? Everything is calculated. The entire thing has been created around the catch phrase and image of boobillions, the character, the website and even the plushies name. From the start billions is engrained in peoples minds. Now all this sounds great but you also need a team of people with the network, connections (in and out of crypto) and ambition to make big dreams a reality, we do. How will you raise millions just with fees? We won't, who else do you think benefits from shining a good light on crypto? What if they donated millions publicly and had a building named after them all over normie headlines? Not to mention the tax write off. Wether degens get it yet or not, we will succeed through onboarding normies in a level we haven't seen before in a meme.

@DonnyDicey The only project i would trust to make this happen is $BOOB partnered with @keepabreast

Are there any sub 30M memecoins out there that are good that I can buy heavy, hold for weeks/months and bull post hyper aggressively, that have the capability of at least clearing 100M? Nobody ever gives me anything worth bidding. I'm a whale, ready to one clip buy.