Andrew Moser

4 yo: mama can we try this ice cream? me: let’s wait til dad comes home 4 yo: *YELLING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STORE* I DONT HAVE A DAD -awkward looks- me: 😳😳😳 yes you have a dad. 4 yo: no I have a DA DA me: why didn’t you scream that part

@WH1TEBI7ON In certain circles, for sure.

@Andrew_Moser You agree?

No matter how much you do for your community and family… people will hate you if you’re a white, conservative, male. I said what I said.

3 years ago, the Sabres missed the playoffs by 1 point. Here's the difference in rosters from 2022-23 to today. Everyone in yellow has been replaced. I did my best to put the current player next to who resembles most the player replaced. It's crazy how many are upgrades.

BILLS MAFIA ❗️ #RollBills #BillsMafia

@FBGreatMoments He won’t be breeding with anyone, there are no conjugal visits in the TBI unit at ECMC

Bills fans are a different breed...

I almost want them to run so that there can be indisputable proof of what people really think of them

@amyknowsball Same 😳 But at least I don’t have “knowsball” in my username!

At risk of missing my next 3 picks ... BYU, VCU, Saint Mary's Uh oh

@CynicalPublius @CCIcies @margbrennan They shriek when they hear that name…

The Secretary of Defense tells the American public to pray for our troops on bended knee and invoke Jesus' name....

41-year Nebraska basketball announcer Kent Pavelka’s (@KentPavelka) call of the final seconds as he witnesses Nebraska’s first ever NCAA Tournament win

CBS News Poll: Do you favor or oppose requiring people to show valid photo ID before they are permitted to vote? 🟢 Favor: 80% 🟤 Oppose: 20% —— • Dem: 65-35 (+30) • GOP: 95-5 (+90) • Indie: 79-21 (+58) • White: 80-20 (+60) • Black: 80-20 (+60) • Hispanic: 77-23 (+55) YouGov | 3/16-19 | 2,496 A

@WH1TEBI7ON @morgeezy It really is.

Best food city in the US

@bflomafia Give back*

Give us an NBA team

If he manages to use the looming energy crisis to ram through nuclear power we will actually be back and I will eat my shorts

Buffalo loves basketball.

Hear me out: Shake It Out into Dog Days Are Over Would hit INCREDIBLY hard. “Regrets collect like old friends Here to relive your darkest moments I can see no way, I can see no way And all of the ghouls come out to play And every demon wants his pound of flesh But I like to keep some things to myself I like to keep my issues drawn It's always darkest before the dawn…” *drawn out edit* *Dog Days intro riff intensifies* “Run fast for your mother…” I mean come on…

“Dog Days Are Over” is 100% my vote for the Sabres playoff intro song

@BurchetteMason @realDailyWire There will never be another like him. Immediately on his Mount Rushmore along with telling Merz that D-Day was a very bad day for him 😂

@realDailyWire @Andrew_Moser No way 😂😂😂

This might actually be Trump's funniest moment 😂 Japanese Reporter: Why didn't you tell us before you struck Iran? Trump: "Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?" 💀🔥😂