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@ShafPatel He gets so easily flattered he loves it.

I and a bunch of other staffers were literally trying to break down the door and get him off the phone with Fox and Friends. After a bit we were like “Fuck it.” Let him burn.

@DvdButler Not well.

POTUS is alternating between calling Michael Cohen every name in the book and fondly remembering how he was “like a son to me.” Tail spin time. Again.

@robmtaub Hahahahaha! Only tweeting now because it’s safe.

@AngryWHStaffer What’s new!? Did they release you from the cell in the basement?

I’m back.

Trump absolutely wants to fire Mueller. Bannon is urging him to do it. He keeps saying, "He'll take us all down if you don't!"

Sorry for the long break. So much chaos here.

I've been tweeting about this since day 1. twitter.com/ericuman/statu…

Ivanka has such a smooth public image. But behind the scenes she is not nice. Demanding and mean.

The President told us to remember one word when we bring him picks for FBI director. "Loyalty".

Jesus Christ I'm working at another golf club this weekend. If love to see my family in D.C. occasionally.

Sorry I've been gone. Things got really hot here. I'm back.

Look Comey was fired because he got to close to Trump on Russia and everyone here knows it. We talked about it openly.

Kushner is such an arrogant little prick. He interrupted McMasters once and I thought the General was going to strangle him.

If you don't think Brannon is still running things look at who Trump picked to head the Export Import bank. A totally nihilistic choice.

Every conversation and strategy we employ right now is done in context of the Russia investigation. A lot of people here running scared.

POTUS is talking all the time about how he's going to kill Obamacare just because he can. It's a game to him.

I'm really fucking sick of spending my weekends at Mar a Lago.

Putin gave POTUS the ok to bomb Syria. He had to ask for his permission. Let that sink in. Our President asking Russia for permission!