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This happen to me, it was a long time ago though but the memory is so embarrassing 😭 I overheard his mom asking him "Don't that your friend eat at home? Why's he always here?" Immediately I had to find an excuse to leave before he even said anything 😭😭

I try not to fool on this app everyday and it’s difficult af fr.

"There's power in my tongue" Tongue when you don take lick kuntus

@Spicymind01 And I gave this girl my kidney and she didn't even appreciate it. Such ungrateful person 😒

Your kidneys filter about 200 litres of blood every single day, yet many people struggle to even drink 2 litres of water. Instead, the kidneys get overloaded with excess sodium from seasoning cubes, painkillers taken too often, and sugary soft drinks that leave urine dark and concentrated. Then the back pain starts, the swelling in the legs begins, and people ignore the warning signs. The dangerous part is that kidneys stay silent for a long time. By the time symptoms appear, you may have already lost kidney function that cannot be restored.

I go tiff am incase una hear say dem beat me

@Spicymind01 If I ever left the house out of anger, my coming back another set of beating awaits 😂

@Anonymous__Te Lmao 🤣 I literally went back because of hunger. I was only gone for like five hours before hunger forced me to return 😭😂

This is really funny cus whenever I thought about running away as a kid, I’d remember my parents’ house was way better than my uncles' and aunties'… and I wasn’t ready to suffer yet so I'll just sit my ass down😂😭

@heisrichardz Lines full head😏

@Anonymous__Te I hear you 😂

Her: Why did you bring me to watch the game when you're on the bench? Me: To prove to you that I'm not a player

Omo, me sef don vex. I go dey steal tweets till e bang from my side. 😭😭

Girls are very wïcked, how you go give armless guy sweetie 😭

@HRP_hayney Don't try buying an MTN sim else you'll be going back to the village

The only reason I've not built a house is because I'm still buying data from Airtel

Simple question: Are these two 😺 the same?

A close mouth is a closed destiny, @boniface_jrn victor boniface, if you can see this abeg bless your Boy 🙏🏾. 0% chance, 100% faith 🚶🏽🚶🏽

What’s a harsh truth society refuses to accept?

RT @TheDamiForeign: Omo nothing make me dey attracted to a poor girl.

Watin remain to complete the setting

That nickname your friends gave you:

@heisrichardz Congratulations ...but what do you mean 45 years? 😭

After squatting with my brother for 45 years😭 Finally gotten my own space 🚀🥳🎉 Tell me congratulations 👏