Colonoscopy in the morning means I’m currently peeing poop out of my butt
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Austin Matthews
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Getting stoned and watching American Pickers is living my best life
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@SenFettermanPA @SenMullin You’re a fucking loser dude. Can’t wait until your term is up and the American people never have to hear your disgusting name ever again except for when the history books talk about how you conned the public into believing you an ounce of a shred of a fuck about them
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As a member of the Homeland Security Committee + Ranking Member of Subcommittee on Border Security:
I’m not sure how many fellow Democrats will vote to support our colleague @SenMullin as the next DHS Secretary, but I am AYE.
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@KristiNoem HAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHA we’re all laughing at you loser
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I’m convinced that anyone that says this has no clue what they’re talking about. It’s just trendy
S.🎧@1ssve
Nahhh the quality difference of Spotify and Apple Music is insane 😭
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@FRONZ1LLA @EyeAteTacos The thing about jokes is they’re supposed to be funny. Like Attila. Now that’s a funny fucking joke
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I really hate the R slur. It's so ugly and vile and charged with so much hatred and I hate that we are living in a world where it has become so normalized again.
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@GOPoversight She literally ask you for this 😂😂😂
“No one’s above the law” are you fucking serious right now? Release the entirety of the files. Prosecute the president for breaking the law. DO SOMETHING
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🚨 Today, we will be deposing former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton under oath as part of our investigation into Epstein.
No one is above the law.
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The more I learn about Crockett the more I dislike her. This campaign failure may be the end of her political career
Andrew Arenge@MrArenge
NEW: Jasmine Crockett just started running a new attack ad going after James Talarico in the #TXSen race. It started running as a paid ad on Facebook + Instagram today. "Talarico is just talk. Crockett is all fight."
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The ugliest corniest losers on fucking earth are probably sending this fool death threats for this as we speak. Bilmuri fucking sucks.
Eli@eli_enis
Bilmuri, the one-man pop-metal meme star, is now among the biggest acts in modern metal. I wrote about his schtick (what I call slob brainrot), his sound (TouchTunes country meets metalcore), and why this atrocious bullshit is so fucking popular. elienis.com/bilmuri-slob-b…
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@evilbeerman There’s no such thing as ‘objectively bad’ when it comes to music and trying to make one social media cesspool seem better than another is fucking hilarious
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@AwsumAwstun This song is objectively bad holy fuck go back to Facebook bro
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I hate this song with every fiber of fiber of my being and wish the worst for those involved in its creation. Every day I hope the worst misfortune befalls you.
santos-inistas@JDabknee
It is sometimes difficult to put into words what genius is. But you do feel it when you experience it. This is Jacob Collier as he improvises with an orchestra performing with the world's first Audience Symphony Orchestra in.
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The Bible isn't a "timeless message"; it's a window into the minds of violent, scientifically illiterate men who thought stars could fall to earth. To base your 21st-century ethics on the ramblings of Bronze Age goat herders is the ultimate form of intellectual self-harm.
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@HereticPrevails The OP didn’t mention who the OGs were. KSE is the biggest metalcore band meaning they’ve attracted more people to the genre than any other band
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Killswitch is a great band with an amazing discography, but Converge and Misery Signals are quite literally the OGs in the genre and without them, there is no metalcore.
the CRASH guy 🗡️@nigh2silence
Killswitch Engage has done more for Metalcore than Converge and nobody talks about it
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@daisyldixon OR, hear me out. It looks terrible.
You’re welcome. No phd required.
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my theory is that a reason these men don’t like tattoos on women is because it’s an outward sign of creative agency and self-ownership - it signals that the woman’s body is hers and no one else’s - it aesthetically undermines and rejects men’s felt entitlement to our bodies 🖤
Bambulu@Bqmbulu
Give a girl unrestrained freedom & watch her become the worst version of herself
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This will be immediately appealed.
Sedition is sedition, “Captain.”
New York Post@nypost
Pentagon can’t dock Sen. Mark Kelly’s rank, pay over ‘illegal orders’ video, federal judge rules #Echobox=1770919908" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">nypost.com/2026/02/12/us-…
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3 days of waiting in queues to get @NoahKahan tickets for Orlando and left with nothing but wasted time. Man idk what the solution is but that was such a nightmare of an experience. Guess I’m figuring something else out for my wife’s birthday
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Unfortunately, Float On is the perfect choice for this lifeless nostalgia grab that just hopes you’ll be too busy scrolling your phone to turn it off
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
The first trailer for the ‘SCRUBS’ revival series has been released. Releasing February 25 on ABC & Hulu
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